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  • The Mandalorian S2:E4 Chapter 12 “The Seige” Episode Recap

    The Mandalorian S2:E4 Chapter 12 “The Seige” Episode Recap

    Yeah, I’m behind. But I don’t care. This show is just mindblowingly good, I don’t mind revisiting these episodes so this is going to be my ketchup week. This one felt like a short episode, even with a running time of 40 minutes. The Siege may have been light on the action, but there’s a lot to unpack here so let’s get to it.

    As always, this episode picks up right where the last one left off. The Mando, after receiving some intel from Bo-Katan, now has a name and a place to finish his quest: Ahsoka Tano at the city of Calodan on Corvus. He gets in his poorly repaired Razor Crest gets into space. Except the Crest isn’t doing too well. It’s hobbling along so much that The Mando has to stick Baby Yoda in a service crawlspace and try to explain to him what to do with a bunch of loose wires. It’s honestly a cute scene and something I’m pretty sure every parent can relate to. Mechanic Baby Yoda wasn’t up to snuff, so it’s time to bring the ship’s health back up before continuing on to Corvus. Off to Nevarro they go.

    The next scene opens up in the covert’s blacksmith shop, except Lady Armorer isn’t there. Instead there are a bunch of Aqualish thugs who are up to thug stuff. Some them start to argue while one of them grabs what looks like a mink from a cage to prep it for din din. Suddenly a noise distracts them and one poor sap is sent to go investigate. Cara Dune gets the jump on them and dispatches them one by one via hand-to-hand combat. Except for the last dude where she finally pulls out her blaster and puts him down. Why she didn’t do that in the beginning is beyond me. She starts gathering all the loot while making friends with the would-be dinner treat mink, explaining that she has to return all the stuff to the rightful owner. She must a sheriff or deputy right? Right.

    The Crest break into Nevarro’s atmosphere and lands in the lava field parking lot. He meets up with Cara and Combat Carl. They’re more than happy to welcome the two of them back to town. Combat Carl orders some techs to repair the ship. One tech looks longingly at the pair. Turns out that Cara dune is the marshal of the town now. Combat Carl, the magistrate. They walk through town and it is just bustling with life, a stark contrast from the scenery we’ve been used to in Season 1 with the empire’s stink all over town. Now that the stink is gone, life can be normal. So normal in fact that the bar where the guild headquarters was, the one that was half shot up and burning to the ground is now rebuilt and turned into a school. Combat Carl wants to leave Baby Yoda there but The Mando is not liking that idea. Where Baby Yoda goes, he goes, but Combat Carl assures him it’s the safest place because he’s got a little favor to ask of The Mando and where they’re going they can’t exactly bring Baby Yoda with them. The three adults leave but before we say goodbye to Baby Yoda for now, we get another little scene with him where he uses the force to steal some macarons from another student.

    The adults make their back to an office where we see Blue Horatio Sanz, The Mando’s bounty  from the series premiere. Apparently, Mythorol worked as an accountant for Combat Carl before cooking the books and disappearing, so he’s working off his debt to the tune of 350 years. But they’re not there to rehash old times. Cara and Combat Carl need The Mando’s help. There’s an old Imperial base, Moff Gideon’s old base of operations, that’s still manned by a skeleton crew. There’s a ton of heavy weaponry there that would make a good target for the black market and Combat Carl wants to get rid of it so that Nevarro can be a safe place in the Outer Rim. Without needing much convincing, The Mando is in.

    So The Mando, Cara, and Combat Carl take a speeder and make their way to the Imperial base with Blue Sanz acting as chauffeur. It’s obvious he doesn’t want to be there, but knocking 100 years off of his debt repayment is better than walking home across the lava flats. The plan is to go in, overload the reactor to blow, and then get the hell out of dodge. Strike quickly and quietly, but things never go according to plan do they?

    The speeder pulls up to an elevator door at the bottom of a canyon. The base is up top overlooking said canyon. The door’s not budging so The Mando jetpacks up to the top to see if he can find a way in. Meanwhile, Combat Carl knocks another 30 years off of Mythorol’s debt if he comes along and helps. There’s a commotion up top and right when the door opens a stormtrooper lands on the ground next to them. Thanks, Mando! The three get and meet back up with The Mando up at the top level where there’s a loading dock filled with loading docks things, like dead stormtroopers, crates, and such, including a nice little armored carrier, a Trexlar Marauder.

    The group opens up some bay doors where we see a bunch of parked speeder bikes. I do love me some speeder bikes. They make their way in to a control room where they take out a lone Imperial officer. The Mando determines where the reactor is and the group is off once again sneaking around the base. They finally get to the reactor and Combat Carl makes Mythorol sabotage the coolant lines. Alarms start going off and they begin their escape.

    They can’t go back the way they came because that would be too easy and doesn’t advance the plot. So while on their way back, to avoid some stormtroopers they make their way through to a storage room. There are two technicians working hard who, once they spot our heroes, start firing at them. Well, at least one of them is, the other is shooting at the control terminal they were working on. Our heroes shoot those guys down and while they catch their breath they see where they are. The storage room is storing some tanks and inside those tanks are humanoid looking things. Cara is putting two and two together and is realizing that this imperial base isn’t a base, it’s science lab. They need to figure out exactly what’s going on because the stakes seem so much greater now.

    With the coolant lines broken, time is running out before the whole base blows up. Mythorol is on it. He finds a holo transmission from Dr. Pershing. I’m going to type it out here, what he said in that transmission, ’cause it’s kind of important:

    Replicated the results of the subsequent trials, which also resulted in catastrophic failure. There were promising effects for an entire fortnight but then, sadly, the body rejected the blood. I highly doubt we’ll find another donor with a higher M-count, though. I recommend we suspend all experimentation. I fear that the volunteer will meet the same regrettable fate if we proceed with the transfusion. Unfortunately, we have exhausted our initial supply of blood. The Child is small, and I was only able to harvest a limited amount without killing him. If these experiments are to continue as requested, we would again require access to the donor. I will not disappoint you again, Moff Gideon.

    Whoah, right?

    The Mando assumes the transmission is old because the last he checked Moff Gideon went down like a flaming meteor and crashed his TIE when the fought five episodes ago. Mythorol confirms though that the transmission is three days old. While everyone’s doing the mental math to realize that Baby Yoda is in grave danger alone at the school, some stormtroopers show up to act as target practice for our heroes. They decide to split up. The Mando can jetpack back faster so he runs down one corridor back to the reactor controls. The other three have to take the speeder back and so they head back to the launch pad.

    So they’re split up and there’s a montage that cuts back and forth between The Mando and the other three. The Mando gets back to the reactor controls and jetpacks out of the cavern while dispatching a few stormtroopers along the way. Two stormtroopers that gave chase notice the error codes the coolant lines are throwing, and attempt to turn them off. Seems like their plan is being foiled! The trio heads back to the landing platform / loading dock also taking out a couple of stormtroopers along the way. This is no skeleton crew as there are troopers everywhere. They get pinned down by couple on the dock. Cara jumps inside the Trexlar Marauder and they use that to escape. They drive the land vehicle right off the edge of the platform. Luckily the speeder they parked at the bottom of the canyon broke their fall and they speed away as fast as they can. The stormtroopers can’t give chase, but a bunch of scout troopers hop on the speeder bikes and give chase. I love me some speeder bikes. They pull the same move as the Marauder and try and drive them down the cliff face with varying degrees of success.

    The scouts that make it give chase. The Marauder’s outfitted with a pair of heavy artillery guns and Combat Carl takes down one of the three scouts. Cara rams one into the side of a mountain. The last one manages to get on top of the transport and is about to throw a grenade into the cockpit when Combat Carl spots him on the targeting computer and blows him up at point blank range of the Marauder’s guns.

    At this point, the base starts to blow up. Seems like the stormtrooper trying to fix the coolant lines failed to do so. Some TIE fighters parked at the top of the base, folded wings and all, start taking off. Four of them give chase to the trio in the Marauder. They’re winding through the canyon, both sides not having much luck in taking down their opponents. Combat Carl gets a lucky break though and nails a TIE, but the debris crashes into the Marauder taking out its weapons. Combat Carl managed to dive out of the way of danger in time and the transport is still in one piece. They make it out of the cannon and are racing across the lava fields. Not sure what they’re plan is at this point. They can’t really go back to town can they? And put everyone in danger? They have no weapons. They don’t have the cover of the canyon anymore. Things are looking bad.

    The three remaining TIEs make a run at the Marauder, fly past, and one of them blows up. The Razor Crest enters the field of view chasing the TIEs down. Cut to the cockpit and The Mando is there with Baby Yoda who is eating the macarons he basically force-stole from that kid. Poor kid. One of the TIEs starts climbing to space and the Crest gives chase. The Mando shoots that one down, cuts the engines, and flips the ship 180°. The engines kick on and he starts a nosedive. The last TIE fighter is climbing and shooting at the Razor Crest. It’s a game of chicken now, but only better because of lasers. The Mando spins the Crest to avoid the laser fire and fires back, blowing up the TIE. Baby Yoda is enjoying every second of the greatest rollercoaster ride. So much so that he ends up spitting up some blue macaron onto his tiny robe. And The Mando is a great father. You know how I know? He immediately starts wiping the spit up with his cape. “Onboard maintenance”.

    Combat Carl thanks him and The Mando thanks him for the repairs. The ship is good as new but now they gotta jet before Moff Gideon catches wind that they were even there. And so they bid farewell until the next time.

    But that’s not all. The next scene cuts to a pair of X-Wings parked right outside town. Are they same X-Wings from Chapter 10? Yep! Kim’s Convenience is there to ask about the Imperial base that blew up. The convenience store owner turned X-wing pilot asks about the transponder logs and the Razor Crest but Combat Carl isn’t giving anything up though. He’s not exactly fans of the New Republic. Kim’s Convenience leaves and runs into Cara outside. He compliments her for cleaning up Nevarro, knows her history as a shock trooper for the Alliance, and notes she’s from Alderaan. He says he served during the that time and asks if she lost anyone. She replies that she lost everyone. Kim’s Convenience expresses his condolences and very quietly leaves a badge behind and walks away, wordlessly inviting her to become a New Republic marshal.

    But wait, there’s more! The next scene is in space and we’re treated to a throwback shot of an Imperial Star Destroyer flying overhead from behind. Although, it’s not quite any Star Destroyer we’ve seen so far but there is no doubt it is what it is. A female Imperial officer is on the bridge and opens up a communication channel with the mechanic that looked longingly at The Mando when he landed on Nevarro. He tells her that the device was planted on the ship. I guess the Razor Crest has some sort of tracking beacon on it now. This pleases the officer and she goes to tell her boss the good news. Moff Gideon is in a room with a lot of troopers in stalls that are being looked over by two workers. He turns around slowly enough for every Disney+ subscriber to drink in how much what he is wearing is starting to look like Darth Vader’s armor. A short conversation between the two confirms to Gideon that the beacon is on the Crest and that The Mando still has “the asset”. The camera then pulls back to reveal just how many troopers are in that room. And who knows how many rooms there are on that ship that are full of the same troopers. Roll credits.

    Random Thoughts

    The scene at the beginning where Baby Yoda is wrestling with the wires and The Mando is desperately trying to get him to connect the wires together? Yeah, Gutter knows what the people want and the people want Baby Yoda. Thankfully, the show isn’t just a montage after montage of Baby Yoda shenanigans, otherwise I’d probably get real sick of it. There have been enough scenes sprinkled throughout the seasons so far to keep things light and leaves us with wanting more. We delight in seeing these moments, instead of dreading them.

    Those humanoid things in the tanks in the lab? Those were the failed experiments that Dr. Pershing spoke of. Moff Gideon is trying to take midichlorian-rich blood from one being (Baby Yoda), and transfuse it into another. The “volunteers” are test subjects obviously, to make sure that such a procedure is viable. Moff Gideon, who is not a force user, so badly wants to be a force user he’ll do everything in his power to get there. He’s already got the darksaber, the very Vader-looking suit. He’s probably got a helmet somewhere. Now he just needs the M-count. It makes midichlorians, a George Lucas invention that made every Star Wars fan in the galaxy eyes roll, a tad more interesting as this episode’s major plot point. It was never really explained what midichlorians do, or how it affects someone’s ability to use the force, at least never explained in any of the films. I suppose there’s a book out there that goes into details but it’s something I never really researched. Even with the internet at my fingertips, as I write this I have no desire to look it up on Wookieepedia. The midichlorians, as a mechanism to identify a being’s potential attunement to the force, makes Moff Gideon’s actions much more plausible. If they were never introduced way back in Episode One, it would have made the whole blood transfusion idea way more out there than it is. There is some real life science behind what blood transfusions are capable of so the idea of transferring midichlorians from one being to another via transfusion doesn’t seem all that far fetched. If midichlorians didn’t exist, Moff Gideons experiments would have seemed way crazier than they are. “There’s no proof that the force is somehow connected to blood. Why would blood transfusions work?!?!” But they do exist, and here we are. All Moff Gideon needs is the asset to continue clinical trials. He seems to have endless resources at his disposal and an idea that just might work. He could give himself force powers. Or genetically engineer an army of force users to do his bidding. How scary is that?

    The troopers in the stalls in the very last scene? At the time this aired, it was theorized that they were Dark Troopers. I don’t know how anyone could tell because you couldn’t really see them all that clearly. It wasn’t until the most recent episode that they were, for me at least, 100% confirmed to be Dark Troopers. My only exposure to them before was the Hasbro action figure line based on the Expanded Universe. According to Wookieepedia, the Dark Troopers first appeared in the Star Wars: Dark Forces video game, and has had many other appearances across a variety of other Star Wars video games as well. Why does this matter? Because this show is tying together parts of the Expanded Universe and making them 100% legitimate cannon and doing so in a way that doesn’t make you want to roll your eyes.

    Alright, it’s late. I’m scheduling this post and hitting the sack. I probably rambled on and didn’t make a lot of sense but I need my beauty sleep. Gonna try and knock out Chapter 13 tomorrow.

  • The Mandalorian S2:E3 Chapter 11 “The Heiress” Episode Recap

    The Mandalorian S2:E3 Chapter 11 “The Heiress” Episode Recap

    Well, for anyone who thought the story didn’t progress as quickly as they had wished in the first two episodes, this episode, “The Heiress” should have scratched that itch but given what happened, it was probably still frustrating. Let’s get to it.

    The episode opens up with the Razor Crest hobbling its way through space towards Trask. Everyone’s asleep inside the cock when things start going bloorp and bleep. The Mando swears “Dank farrik!” when he realizes the landing array isn’t responding. There’s a few tense moments as the Razor Crest heats up from penetrating the planet’s atmosphere. Frog Lady has to help by holding a lever back all the while making sure her boba blue milk tea to-go container doesn’t fall over and break open. The ship is practically on fire.

    Meanwhile, down at the landing pad, a Mon Calamari working on the dock looks up and wonders what the flaming fireball is that’s heading for him. he puts his hands on his hips and tilts his head in a way that says, “What is it today”, and you know when someone does that they’ve seen some stuff and that nothing will really phase him. The Razor Crest is pretty much in a free fall and aiming for the landing pad. The Mando fires off his engines at the last possible second so they don’t crash slowing his descent enough to attempt a gentle landing. But his broken down Crest has other ideas, something breaks and the whole thing just falls into the ocean. That Mon Calamari? He just shakes his head and walks away.

    The next scene has a giant walking crane lifting the Razor Crest out of the water. The Mando, Frog Lady and Baby Yoda all survive, which makes sense cause if the cockpit was sealed enough to keep everyone safe in space, then water shouldn’t be an issue. The Mando pays the Mon Calamari spectator/dock worker some credits to get the ship fixed up.

    You can see why Frog Lady and her man decided to settle here as there are Mon Calamari and Quarren everywhere. Gonna take a wild guess and say that most of the planet is water-based making it hospitable to aquatic species. Frog Lady reunites with Frog Man and the two of them examine the to-go container. Baby Yoda whimpers out of hunger and THe Mando wastes no time inquiring about other Mandalorians with Frog Man. Frog Man points him to the local inn. The Mando gets spied on by a mysterious cloaked figure, but no worries, she shows up again later.

    The Mando and Baby Yoda head over to the inn, take a seat, and ask their server if he’s seen more of his kind. Dude says no but points him to another guy at another table. Baby Yoda tries to eat some chowder but an octopus looking thing does the Aliens facehugger thing and attacks his face. A Quarren moseys over and offers ferry to where he knows more are for a price.

    Next scene, they’re on a fishing boat and about to feed a mamacore. It’s situated in an underwater cage in the middle of the boat. The open up the iron gae to drop in some fish to feed it. And before you can yell,

    The Quarren whacks the back of Baby Yoda’s pram and knocks it into the middle of the caged area. A top down view shows a giant mouth come up from the water to swallow the pram whole but not before the covers close at the last possible second. The mouth disappears back under the water and The Mando dives in after it. The Quarren yells at the Quarren to close the gate while making comment about the Beskar. So yeah, they’re just bunch of crooks. The Mando comes up for air and tries to hang off the grate. The Quarren strike at the grate to dislodge his hands to get him to drown.

    Things are looking pretty grim. That is, until, a trio of Mandalorians fly in and take care of business. A bunch of warriors against Quarren fsherman thugs? It plays out exactly how you’d think. After a quick fight, they pull The Mando out from the water tank. He tells them that thing has the kid. One of the Mandalorian rescuers dives in after it. After a few blaster shots, she jet packs out of the water tank and tears the pram open. Baby Yoda is unhurt THANK THE MAKER and completely dry. That pram sure is sturdy.

    The Three Mandalorians take off their helmet to The Mando’s surprise. Given that the last person he met with Mandalorian armor was not in fact from Mandalore, he understandably is quick to accuse them of being imposters. Turns out, they’re the real deal for the trio’s leader introduces herself as Bo-Katan of Clan Kryze. She schools The Mando that he’s a child of the Watch, a religious cult that broke away from Mandalorian society to re-establish the ancient way. The Mando doesn’t like what he hears and says in a very cultish way, “There is only one way. The way of the Mandalore” before jet packing off of the fishing boat to go back to the dock. The Three Mandalorians blow up the fishing boat before jet packing off.

    It’s night now and The Mando is wandering the dark docks aimlessly when a Quarren confronts him. He accuses The Mando of killing his brother and now him and his buddies are going to kill him and his pet. Wrong choice of words pal. The Three Mandalorians come to the rescue again and easily take out the fisherman. They want to powwow with The Mando and go back to the inn to share notes.

    Trask being a black market port, Weapons and Stuff comes through like all the time. The trio wants to take the Weapons and Stuff and take them back to Mandalore and reclaim their home territory. The Mando think’s the planet is cursed and that anyone who goes there dies, but Bo-Katan is all like, “Fake news!” and “Solidarity!”. The Mando can’t go though because he has a different quest line he has to follow through on and needs to find some Jedi. Bo-Katan can help, but only if The Mando will help her out. Of course.

    The plan? The four of them take on an Imperial freighter and steal the cargo of Weapons and Stuff. They’re gonna take a crack at it at first light. The Mando needs a baby sitter. Back to Frog Lady he goes. Amazing how when they first met, he couldn’t understand Frog Lady but now he’s asking her for favors one episode later. She agrees because her motherly instincts and hormones are raging like a California wildfire and Baby Yoda is still a Baby. And no, Baby Yoda doesn’t eat any more eggs. Or tadpoles for that matter.

    So with that little logistical issue taken care of. The Mandalorians attack the freighter. In a four minute sequence, they break through all of the defenses, make short order of all the Stormtroopers, and take over most of the freighter save the bridge. The Imperial-in-charge-on-the-bridge tries to contact someone to see what’s up. Bo-Katan answers and is like, “We’re gonna take over the ship so see you soon bestie!.” The Mando didn’t agree to hijacking a freighter and says to Bo-Katan, “You’re changing the terms of the deal.” There’s a dramatic pause before Bo-Katan replies, a pause just long enough for every Star Wars nerd in the galaxy to respond “Pray I don’t alter it any further.” But no, Bo-Katan cooly replies with, “This is the Way.” Boom! Take that, Mando! In your face!

    So the Imperial-in-charge-on-the-bridge has a freighter with Weapons and Stuff, he’s holed up in the cockpit with two pilots, the rest of the crew is gone, Mandalorians are hijacking the ship, and doesn’t know what to do. So he contacts the highest level Imperial in charge that we know of, Moff Gideon, and asks what to do. The Moff is all like, “You know what to do *wink*wink*.” Then, the Imperial-in-charge-on-the-bridge shoots his two pilots and forces the freighter into a nosedive. The Mandalorians break in, pull him off the controls, and try and right the ship. Bo-Katan holds a knife up to the Imperial-in-charge-on-the-bridge and asks where the Dark Saber is, and “if he has it.” The the Imperial-in-charge-on-the-bridge says, “If you’re asking, you already know.” Bo-Katan wants that Dark Saber and says she’ll let the Imperial-in-charge-on-the-bridge live if he takes her to Moff Gideon. The Imperial says no cause The Moff wouldn’t let him live, and he cracks a tooth and dies by self-electrocution.

    The ship levels off but they need to get the hell out of dodge since the ship sent a distress signal. The Mando’s gots to go and Bo-Katan finally gives up the info. She tells him, “Take the foundling to the city of Calodan on the forest planet of Corvus. There you will find Ahsoka Tano.” There is an exchange of “This is the Way”‘s before they part ways. The Mando departs and ges back to the Frog couple to retrieve the foundling. He’s having a grand old time playing with a tadpole. They head back to the Razor Crest and see what a slipshod job the Mon Calamari did. It’s put together at least, but looks like a serious patch job. The Mando laments with a “Mon Calamari” and leaves Trask. He now has a destination and a name. Progress! Roll credits.

    Random Thoughts

    Classic quest line rules. You follow a lead, find the person, or in this case persons, you’re looking for, but sorry Mario your princess is another castle and you’re sent off on another quest. That’s not a complaint really but it is a bit unsatisfactory. The Mando’s been sent from one lead to another to another. But this time, we have a destination and the name of a major character, Ahsoka Tano. So there is some progression but I fully expect the next episode to take a detour somehow and that we won’t actually get to meet Ahsoka until closer to the season finale. I’d love to be wrong though.

    I reread that Polygon article again and they updated it include some details revealed from this episode. It’s worth reading to see how some of these characters’ fates are tied to the Darksaber if you’re not familiar with The Clone Wars and Rebels. I doubt this will be the last we see of Bo-Katan while she fights to take back her homeland.

     

     

  • The Mandalorian S2:E2 Chapter 10 “The Passenger” Episode Recap

    The Mandalorian S2:E2 Chapter 10 “The Passenger” Episode Recap

    I’ve talked to a few fans about how S2 has been going so far, and a lot of comments of E1 has been “It didn’t progress the story”. If they thought E1 didn’t progress the story, they were in for utter disappointment with E2. “The Passenger” was a complete filler episode and a sidestep in any “progression” of the main story. S1 had a couple of fillers too, so it’s not like this is anything new. I’d argue that E1 did indeed progress the story. I mean, last season’s finale had Lady Armorer give The Mando a quest to find others like Baby Yoda. His best bet was to find other Mandalorian coverts that can possibly help him. Episode 1 of Season 2 had him start off right at that spot: he had a tip that someone may have seen one, got a lead from that guy, and off he went. How is that not progressing the story? Did they honestly think he’d find another covert like right away? I mean, this isn’t a Dick Wolf production, things don’t happen in the episode at an accelerated rate with nothing but dialog to connect the dots. If you’re looking at the big picture, you’re going to miss what makes The Mandalorian such an exquisite experience. Each episode has a premise, and that premise is followed through one thousand percent. The premise may not “advance the story” to a great degree, but that’s okay. But no matter where the episode falls within the range of filler-ness, the production value is consistently excellent and top notch. Each episode feels more like a mini Star Wars movie than a TV show. Nothing ever feels rushed, nothing ever feels cheap, the practical effects and wire work has that old school film-making flavor. Jon Favreau is treating the property with the love, care, and respect that was sorely lacking from the last three movies. The Mandalorian has been the best thing to happen to Star Wars since Rogue One. I, for one, am enjoying every tasty second of every episode. No complaints from me yet. Anyways, let’s move on to the recap.

    So this episode literally picks up right where we left off from the last episode. With the krayt dragon slain, a hunk of dragon meat strapped to the back of the speeder, The Mando and Baby Yoda are speeding their way back across the desert. Shenanigans are afoot as a band of hooligans are hooliganing by setting a trap, a trap that is basically a clothesline. Speeder bike + clothesline? This is gonna be ugly. Now, since this isn’t Mad Max, The Mando keeps his head on his shoulders as his speeder hits the wire trap nose first. The Mando goes flying but, thanks to his jet pack, lands on his feet. Baby Yoda goes tumbling in what seems like an eternity for a baby to be rolling. The Hooligans attack The Mando but you know they ain’t gonna win. One of them goes for Baby Yoda and holds up a knife. The Mando negotiates for Baby Yoda’s safety, the Hooligan wants The Mando’s jet pack. He gently puts it down, the Hooligan puts down Baby Yoda, picks up the jet pack, and starts running away. Baby Yoda runs to daddy who picks it up. Wordlessly, he activates his jet pack and it and the Hooligan launch straight up into the air with only the Hooligan falling back down to the ground. Hard. Baby Yoda gives him a look. The Mando gives him a look back like, “What? I had to do it.” The jet pack comes back down and lands slightly less gracefully than a reusable SpaceX booster. Insert title card.

    With his speeder busted, The Mando has no choice but to walk back to Mos Eisley carrying all his loot across his shoulders. Kinda wonder if his armor, with all its electronic gadgets, has an air conditioning unit. Probably not. The Mando heads straight to the Cantina to find Peli in a Sabaac game. Her opponent, Dr. Mandible, needs a little help to cover a bet and will give The Mando some info he has about where more Mandalorians might be if he can pony up. The Mando says okay. Dr. Mandible loses but says his informant will rendezvous with him at the hangar entrance.

    It’s full-on night time now and time for dinner. The Mando’s dragon meat is on a treadwell droid’s arm, rotating like a spit behind an engine. Peli discusses some of the finer details of what Dr. Mandible promised. There is another covert nearby, one system away so they’re close. There’s no cost for the information but the the informant wants safe passage to the system on the condition that they not travel at light speed. The Mando is like nuh-uh but it’s imperative that they travel slow because Frog Lady, aka the informant, is carrying a bunch of her eggs that will die if they travel that way. These are the last eggs of lineage she needs to meet up with her husband who is on the planet with the other Mandalorians so that he can fertilize these eggs. Once Baby Yoda sees the container of eggs, he starts to drool. Given his propensity to swallow frogs whole, you can kinda see where this is going.

    The Mando, Frog Lady, and Baby Yoda, are on their merry way in space. As precious as the cargo is for Frog Lady, she leaves it in the cargo hold. It’s a container backpack. I’d be holding on to that thing while strapped to my seat, but this is television and jokes need to be set up. Enter Baby Yoda from stage left. It makes his way over to the container while looking like he’d give up all his force abilities for a boba straw. Meanwhile, The Mando is setting coordinates for the Razor Crest‘s autopilot to make its way to the rendezvous planet. He advises Frog Lady to get some rest as he heads down to his sleeping closet. He drops down and sees Baby Yoda suck in one of Frog Lady’s egg and tries to tell him that it’s not food and to not do that again. After that admonishment, it’s bedtime for them.

    Traveling at sublight speeds on autopilot isn’t the best situation for them. Things can happen, especially when you’re asleep. He’s liable to be attacked, boarded, or tracked. Which is exactly what happens. The Mando is woken up by some radio chatter coming in from two X-Wings that appear out of no where. Since the galaxy is under the control of the Alliance now, new rules are in place unbeknownst to The Mando. The X-Wing pilots are insisting that The Mando identify himself in some way. The Mando is reluctant in doing so probably because he has a shady past and/or he’s done something that the Alliance wouldn’t like, like.. I dunno, attacking a prisoner ship or something, just as an example. After some back and forth, The Mando reluctantly sends a ping. The X-Wings lock their S-foils in attack position and ask if he was anywhere near a prisoner transport. Yep. The past is coming back to bite him in the ass so he makes a break for it. He heads straight into the atmosphere of a nearby planet to try and escape the new republic’s law enforcement.

    A chase ensues. The heavy, vintage Razor Crest doesn’t seem like it’ll be much of a match against the nimble and agile X-Wings but after some fancy maneuvering, The Mando manages to park his ship under an ice shelf (yes it’s an ice planet no it’s not Hoth) and you see the X-Wings fly by. Just as he’s about to start up the engines to get out from under the shelf, the ice beneath the Crest gives out and the entire ship falls into a cavern. Fade to black to show that everyone blacked out from the impact. No bueno.

    When The Mando wakes up, he assesses the situation: there’s a gigantic hole in the side of the ship, power’s out, and it’s about to turn to night. And on top of that, he finds Baby Yoda munching away on some more of Frog Lady’s eggs. He lays it all out for Frog Lady and says to get some rest cause and he’ll figure something out in the morning. Frog Lady ain’t having any of that and uses a busted up droid, the one that almost killed Baby Yoda back in Chapter 6, as a universal translator to call out The Mando’s lack of Mandalorian ethics. And to remind him that she needs to get her eggs to her husband so that her family line doesn’t die off right there on the frozen planet.

    This spurs him into action. He gets off his lazy butt and goes outside the ship to begin making repairs. Not long after, Baby Yoda comes outside too and tries to get his dad’s attention. He wanders off and The Mando follows him, only to realize that Frog Lady wandered off. He uses his infrared vision to track The Passenger to a hot spring where she’s taking a bath with her boba eggs. The Mando warns her that she just can’t up and do that and starts gathering the boba and putting them back in to blue milk tea container. While all of this is happening, Baby Yoda, ever hungry, wanders off into a field of eggs, breaks one open and eats the baby spider inside.

    And yep, in a sequence that would give anyone scared of spiders the heebie jeebies, all of the other hundreds of eggs start cracking open with baby spiders crawling out. Oh did I say hundreds? Honestly, there’s probably thousands of them. Baby Yoda cries out in distress, The Mando picks him and takes in his surroundings. He finally sees all the eggs and all the baby spiders coming towards them. Then, bigger more juveniles ones start coming out of the cave’s passageways, followed by Mama Spider. The Mando starts pewpewing the bugs as he and Frog Lady book it. Frog Lady even starts leaping on all fours…. leapfrogging if you will… The Mando throws a couple of charges around and one at Mama Spider, the same charges that blew up Moff Gideon’s TIE Fighter, and detonates them. Mama Spider disappears in a cloud of smoke.

    They make it back to the Crest, but with the hole in the side of the ship, the only safe place is the cockpit. They make their way in. The Mando is desperately trying to close the door as baby spiders crawl their way in. A couple are threatening Baby Yoda when Frog Lady who at this point probably suspects Baby Yoda of hoovering in some of her eggs into its gullet does it a solid by blasting the the bugs. The Mando barbecues a pile of spiders jamming the door and finally manages to get it closed. Ice spiders are crawling all over the ship so he has no choice but to see if they can get out of there. He fires up the engines and just when they’re lifting up off the ground, Mama Spider lands on top of the Crest forcing it down to the ground again.

    Mama Spider wants dinner, and tries to break through the cockpit glass with its mouth appendage to no avail. It pierces through the glass with one of its legs. Things are looking grim: they’re trapped inside the cockpit, an ungodly number of spiders are just on the other side of the door, Mama Spider’s about to break through the glass, and they’re stranded as can be because no one knows they are there. Well, almost no one because some blaster fire shoots down Mama Spider and a bunch of the Baby Ones. You can hear blaster fire continuously going off. The Mando is all, “What the heck…” and wanders outside only to find the two X-Wing pilots firing their blasters at every last spider, saving the Razor Crest and its occupants.

    After they eliminate every last spider, there’s a bit of banter between The Mando and Kim’s Convenience. Because of the events in “The Prisoner” episode, the two pilots were willing to let him go. Specifically, he captured three culprits from the Wanted Register and risked his own life protecting that of a New Republic officer. There is a warrant for his arrest, though, due to freeing the one guy, but they consider that a wash so they leave without helping him repair his ship. The Mando gets back in the Crest and seals off the cockpit. The ship hobbles out of the cave, off the planet, and lips its way to its destination. Roll credits.

    Random Thoughts

    About Baby Yoda eating those eggs. Some people found it horrifying. I honestly didn’t see anything wrong with it considering it’s a show about a baby alien with mystical powers adopted by a man who’d give Iron Man a run for his money. It’s a fantasy sci-fi show but somehow Baby Yoda trying to eat some unfertilized eggs is a major sticking point.

    It’s interesting to see that one filler episode, S1:E6 “The Prisoner”, tied to another filler episode in a not-so-inconsequential way. That episode and this one make up a B-storyline that can be threaded along the main story. So all these episodes that feel like filler or “don’t progress the story” may not be so much fluff as initially thought.

    Barring any other diversions, the next episode should have The Mando at least make it to the planet. Whether or not he hooks up with the covert there is up in the air. No matter. Like I said at the top, I’m enjoying every high-production second of the show whether it’s a story-progressing episode or more filler.

     

  • The Mandalorian S2:E1 Chapter 9 “The Marshal” Episode Recap

    The Mandalorian S2:E1 Chapter 9 “The Marshal” Episode Recap

    Alright! New season. New shows. Who’s excited? I know I am. Hopefully you found last week’s recap of the season 1 finale a bit of a refresher to lead you into this next episode. If not, then the “previously on” segment at the front of the episode should have keyed you in on the more significant plot points to help set up this next episode and, more broadly, the next season. Specifically, though, the most key thing to remember was what Lady Armorer told The Mando, that he must reunite Baby Yoda with its kind.

    And the show wastes no time in setting The Mando off on this journey. We find him wandering into a town of some sort, with Baby Yoda in the pram following behind. He enters a sports arena where a fight is happening between a pair of Gamorreans wielding what I can only assume are vibro-axes. The Mando and Baby Yoda make their way to Gor Karesh. The Mando explains he’s been quested to bring Baby Yoda to its own kind and believes that if he can find other Mandalorians, they would be able to help him. The Mando is acting on a tip that Gor knows where other Mandos may be. Gor, acting like a typical gangster, says some gangster stuff, and has his gangster cronies draw their weapons against The Mando in a not-so-surprising surprise ambush. Gor wants The Mando’s shiny beskar armor and more or less implies he’s taken the lives of other Mandalorians to harvest their armor. Not cool man.

    As cool and collected as one can be, The Mando simply reiterates his request for information on where he can find more like him and he’ll just walk out without killing him. More words are exchanged and with a flick of his wrist, The Mando arms his whistling birds wrist rockets. Baby Yoda sees this, knows whats about to go down, and hides itself in the pram.

    The birds take out the gunmen surrounding the Mando and everyone comes and tries to take him down all the while Gor Karesh tries to run out the back. The Mando dispatches them pretty easily and goes after Gor. He catches up with him outside and strings him up like a blue fin tuna demanding to know the whereabouts of this Mandalorian the he knows about. Gor gives up the info: Tatooine, more specifically a settlement called Mos Pelgo.

    Yep. You can kind of guess where this is going and who is going to be involved. The Mando and Baby Yoda make their way back to Tatooine and yep, you guess it, they land back in Peli Motto’s hangar at Mos Eisley spaceport. She remembers The Mando not being too keen on droids since he almost blasted one the last time they tried to service his ship. She tells them to back off but this time, The Mando is like “nah it’s cool, they can do their thing.” He’s not so anti-droid anymore ever since IG-11 sac’ed himself to save the Escort Party in the last episode. Look at that, The Mando is growing up! Anyways, Peli is beside herself at the site of Baby Yoda. Mando asks her to baby sit cause he’s got some business out in Mos Pelgo. Peli said it doesn’t exist, hasn’t existed in a long time, and that it’s been wiped out. The Mando says he can’t find it on any of the maps so Peli asks R5 to come show him the map he has of Tatooine before the war. And yes, that is the same R5 unit that had a bad motivator. How could it not be R5-D4?

    Yeah, that’s R5-D4.

    Even in R5’s old map, Mos Pelgo isn’t even marked, but Peli points to the spot where it should be. There’s not much there now but what is there will be able to spot the Crest long before it has a chance to land. The Mando asks Peli if she’s still got a speeder he used during his last visit. Why The Mando feels like a more subtle approach is necessary is beyond me. It’s not like he has to sneak up on the rumored Mandalorian or anything but whatever.

    The next montage has The Mando cruising the desert sands, Baby Yoda in a saddle bag, ears flapping undeniably cutely in the wind. There’s a scene where he shares a fire with some Tusken Raiders at night. It’s a nice scene, harking back to “The Gunslinger” episode and his encounter with the sand people where we saw him communicate with them for passage through their lands.

    The next scene has The Mando arriving at the tiny, tiny outpost of Mos Pelgo. The shows roots based on spaghetti Westerns shine here more so than any other episode. The outsider coming into town, going into the local watering hole, looking for information. In my best Chandler voice, could it BE any more Western? He meets a Weequay bartender and inquires about a Mandalorian, “Someon who looks like me.” The weequay responds with “You mean the Marshal?” And then, Boba Fett appears. At least, that’s who we’re supposed to think that is. The Mando has no idea that Boba fell into a Sarlacc pit and shouldn’t even really be alive. So he just assumes he’s the real deal; that is until the imposter takes off his helmet. If there’s one thing we know about Mandalorians it’s that they NEVER take off their helmet, not for another living being anyway. So Mando clues in right away that this guys not who he is looking for. The imposter, Cobb Vanth, isn’t dumb. He’s familiar enough with what the Mandalorians are, and figures The Mando is there to take back the armor. The Mando demands he takes it off since it doesn’t belong to him. The discussion quickly devolves to a good ol’ fashioned Western-style shoot out.

    But just as it seemed like someone was going to blink first and draw, they are interrupted by a low rumble. They step out of the bar and see this… thing… coming towards Mos Pelgo under the sand. The tiny town’s inhabitants panic and find shelter as the giant thing burrows along and then swallows up a bantha. It’s a krayt dragon. Apparently it’s been terrorizing the town since the beginning of time.

    After the krayt has his snack and disappears, Cobb has a plan. The Mando can have his people’s armor back if he helps the town kill the dragon. Who didn’t see that one coming a mile away? THe Mando thought maybe he can just blast it to bits from the sky using the Razor Crest but Cobb says that won’t work cause of vibrations. So now the plan is to go lure it out of its hiding hole.

    The next shot is just great: The Mando is on his borrowed speeder speeding across the desert, and along comes Cobb on a modified speder using a single podracer engine with a seat attached to it. The podracer engine is from none other than Anakin’s podracer. Yeah, pretty epic.

    On the way across the desert, Cobb relates a story about how Mos Pelgo came to be in the condition it’s in today. Apparently, seconds after the destruction of Death Star II, the Mining Collective came to town and nearly slaughtered everyone. Cobb managed to get away under cover of night while carrying around a camtono of Silicax crystals. Wandering the desert, he collapses right before being found by a group of jawas in a sandcrawler. While inside the Sandcrawler, the jawas try to trade for the crystals offering droids and weapons, but Cobb spots Boba’s armor hanging on the wall and the deal is done. The next flashback shot has Cobb decked out in Boba’s armor make his way back to Mos Pelgo’s bar and take out a bunch of miners. A group of them get away on a speeder but Cobb comes out, uses the rangefinder on Boba’s helmet, targets the speeder, and fires the rocket from the rocket-firing backpack. Yes, it really does fire.

    Exit flashback and The Mando and The Cobb are cruising through a canyon when they hear what they probably think is the krayt dragon. But nothing of the sort comes out from behind the rocks. Just some fluffy puppies who want to play. The Mando speaks Tuskenese and is able to give one of the dogs a good scratch when pair of Tusken Raiders appear. The Mando grunts at them, they grunt back, and Cobb demands to know what’s going on because he can’t grunt with them. The Mando reveals that the Sand People want to kill the krayt dragon too.

    Makes sense, seeing as to how they ARE Sand People, and the live on sand and the krayt dragon moves under the sand like a Megalodon in the Pacific. So while sharing a fire that night, they all try and get along but Cobb’s feeling inadequate not being able to communicate with the Tuskens and being offered what looks like rotten fruit water. Not only that, he’s being asked to work with the very people that raided Mos Pelgo time and again. He can’t take it anymore and throws the rotten fruit water down, insulting the Tuskens. One Tusken raider furiously signs at Cobb threatening to kill him. Mando can’t take it anymore either so he lights up his wrist flamethrower to distract everyone and calm everyone down.

    The next morning, the unlikely alliance of a Mandalorian warrior, a Mandalorian wannabe, and a bunch of Tusken Raiders caravan their way to the cave where the krayt dragon lives. Turns out the Tusken raiders have been offering sacrifices of banthas to the dragon in hopes that they keep its belly full enough to stop it from attacking their village. A lone Tusken escorts a bantha to the cave (don’t worry, this one does NOT look like a body part), yells at the opening and tries to run away only to be eaten. That dude didn’t stand a chance. Clearly this is unsustainable so the bunch of them try to come up with a new plan. They do, but it invovles like every Tusken raider and every citizen of Mos Pelgo. The Tuskens can’t do kill it by themselves. Mos Pelgo peeps can’t do it themselves, but together they stand a better chance.

    The Mando and Cobb speed their way back to Mos Pelgo to break the news to the town. The townsfolk are none too happy but agree to working with the Tuskens under the premise that this will broker a peace agreement between the two. Something something the enemy of my enemy is my friend or some such thing. The Tuskens arrive shortly after with a huge herd of banthas, enough to carry all of Mos Pelgo’s mining munitions back to the krayt’s dragons cave.

    Back at the cave, a lone Tusken approaches the mouth of the cave. But he doesn’t get eaten. He senses that the dragon’s asleep, giving the hunting party an opening to set a trap. The dragon’s weak spot is its belly, so they have bury the charges, lure it out, and the detonate once it’s over the explosives. What can go wrong?

    After the short montage of TEAMWORK! another lone Tusken is seen at the mouth and he starts yelling angrily at the hole. Sleepy dragon wakes up and comes out to see what all the fuss is about. Harpoons are launched and they annoy the dragon enough for it to want to go back in his cave. That’s when the rest of the hunting party come alive and try to annoy him even more to come out of the cave. It kind of works but the pay a dear price for the dragon rears up and spits acid at everyone instantly disintegrating them. Yeah, I didn’t know they could do that either. Despite the losses, it works because the dragon is now in position. Cobb detonates the charges, and it disappears in the cloud of sand, dirt, and dust. Cobb and The Mando smartly assess that it didn’t work.

    The dragons pissed now and appears at the top of the mountain just acid-spitting everything in sight. The Mando and Cobb rocket-backpack their way up to the top and land next to it, trying to distract it and stop it from killing everything. And it works. Krusty the Krayt lunges at them, the pair rocket away, and the once again the dragon disappears in a puff of smoke. Everyoen looks around in silence wondering where the next attack will be be coming from.

    And yep, it came from behind. The dragon is bearing down on everyone. The Mando gets an idea and orders Cobb to get its attention. Cobb fires the rocket-firing backpack again, getitng the dragon to turn towards them. The Mando asks Cobb if he still has the detontor, to which he says yes. The Mando then tells Cobb to take care of Baby Yoda and before anyone can say, “My Two Dads”, The Mando wacks the back of Cobb’s backpack with the butt of his rifle which sends him flying off and away from danger.

    Next, The Mando arms all of the charges the bantha is carrying. And just when you think, wait, is he gonna make the dragon swallow the bantha, the dragon ends up swallowing both the bantha AND The Mando before disappearing under the sand. After a moment, the dragon breaches the surface with its mouth wide open from the electrical discharges coming from The Mando’s rifle. He flies out of its mouth, reaches for the detonator, and blows up the charges attached to the bantha that is now in it’s stomach. Kablooey. After one last howl, the krayt dragon falls to the ground.

    My words can’t accurately describe the epicness of this battle.

    After the dust settles, we see the Tuskens busy scavenging the corpse ins earch of a krayt dragon pearl. Cobb hands over Boba’s armor to the Mando. They shake hands and mutually agree that they’re bros now. Aaaaand scene!

    But wait, there’s more! All these shots of Boba’s armor but no Boba Fett? False. Boba himself makes a quick cameo during the final scene. Yes, I thought it was stupid before, and I still think it’s stupid. I’ve enjoyed The Mandalorian enough to give Gutter from PCU a chance to explain this away, but I’m not hopeful that any explanation is going to not be stupid.

    This episode was great. Clocking in at 55 minutes, it’s the longest episode so far and not a single minute of it felt wasted or extraneous. A steady build up to an epic battle made this a treat to watch. But it wasn’t brokering a peace deal, killing the dragon, or getting back sacred Mandalorian armor that made the episode great, it was the friendships that were made along the way.

    Random Thoughts

    The introduction to the krayt dragon had me thinking that the rest of the episode was going to play out like the movie Tremors. I’m so glad it didn’t. The krayt dragon actually reminded me more of a molduga from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

    One of my favorite scenes was this:

    The Tusken using the end of the gaffi stick to floss the bantha’s teeth. It reminded me of these weird toothbrushes I distinctly remember my parents had when I was a kid.

    I appreciated all the screen time with the Tusken Raiders. It showed that they are just more than just a constant threat they were portrayed to be in the films.

    Mos Pelgo sounds like a crappy place to live. Cobb makes it sound like they are constantly under attack from bandits, and before they brokered a peace and took care of the dragon, sand people, and the krayt dragon itself. Bandits? Sure, if the settlement had enough people they seem like something that can be defended against. Sand people? Sure, if the settlement had enough people they seem like something that can be defendded against. Giant krayt dragon that can burrow in the sand and swallow banthas whole? Yeah, time to peace out and find another place to live. Why would anyone continue to live there after say the first attack? And what were they mining to make the settlement worth risking your life over?

    A Mandalorian’s signet is earned after felling a great beast. At least that’s what I’ve surmised at how The Mando go his mudhorn signet. Are there do-overs? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure The Mando ranked up after that krayt dragon kill.

    And I just made it under the wire! Date still says 11/5. I’ll do better this next episode. Just been a super crazy week.

  • The Mandalorian S1:E8 Chapter 8 “Redemption” Episode Recap

    The Mandalorian S1:E8 Chapter 8 “Redemption” Episode Recap

    With Season 2 starting in less than 24 hours, I am finally fulfilling my duty in writing the recap for the last episode of Season 1. Oh man. How great was this episode eh? “Redemption” was everything I was hoping it would be. And for once, my predictions came true! Mostly anyway. As usual, enjoy a buffer image before we get to the spoilery stuff below. But seeing as to how I am so, so late in writing this recap, I doubt anything I say will be much of a spoiler for any of you at this point in time.

    The last we saw of the crew at the end of “The Reckoning”, the group was split into two. Kuiil was trying to make it back to the Crest with Baby Yoda but then got mowed down by the pair of Scout Troopers on speeder bikes. Said Scout Troopers then scooped little Baby Yoda and sped away on their way back to town. The Mando, Cara Dune, and Combat Carl were pinned down in the Bounty Hunter Bar with a dead Client, some dead Stormtroopers with the building surrounded by some Deathtroopers, a platoon of Stormtroopers, and one terrifying Moff Gideon. Things looked bleak. Like really bleak. I mean, Kuiil’s dead, Baby Yoda’s been kidnapped, and our unlikely trio of heroes are pinned down by a guy who just killed an ally and a bunch of Stormtroopers. This guy couldn’t be more dangerous. He ordered his Deathtroopers to just open fire on the Bounty Hunter Bar killing fellow Imperials for seemingly no reason other than to prove a point to the trio. He didn’t care. And there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t give a crap with an army under his command. So yeah, bleak.

    This episode opens with the Scout Trooper duo speeding their way back to town with Baby Yoda in their possession. Baby Yoda is in a shoulder bag carried by one of the troopers played by Jason Sudeikis (Adam Pally plays the other trooper). They pull up just shy of the town entrance asking for what their next orders are. The guy on the other end of the commlink advises they hold their position because the Moff just took out a squad of his own troopers, the significance of which is not lost on the duo. When they ask a second time, the guy on the other end says well the Moff just killed a guy for interrupting him so it’s probably a good idea to keep waiting. So they wait. There’s some back and forth between the duo peppered with some punches to the bag that Baby Yoda’s in. One is dying to just look at it and pays the price with Baby Yoda biting his finger. There’s some target practice which is just hilarious. Sure, the jokes about Stormtroopers not being able to hit the broadside of a barn at point blank range is done to death, but this scene genuinely funny. Given the tense situation we left off of in episode 7, this was a great bit of levity. That whole scene lasted about three minutes but it was pretty memorable. Also, it was the calm before the storm because the baby’s nanny is about to come take care of business.

    Yep, IG-11 shows up. Reprogrammed by Kuiil to be Baby Yoda’s nurse droid, it now had a single purpose to protect it. It dispatches the two Scout Troopers with ease, picks up the Baby Yoda bag, and gets on a speeder bike. Then the title screen pops up. What a way to start the episode!

    But let’s not start celebrating just yet. Right after the title card, we’re back in the shot-up bar with the trio trying to figure out a way out. The Mando finds an entrance to the sewers hoping they can find the Covert and get some assistance. It’s a race against time though because the Stormtroopers outside are assembling an E-web Heavy Repeating Blaster. They try shooting at the sewer grate to no avail. That’s when Gus Fring pipes up. He clearly has the upper hand because he starts laying out his cards one by one: he knows who Cara Dune is and where she came from. He knows The Mando’s real name and his origin story, and pleads with Combat Carl to do the smart thing and come out. Gus clearly could have killed them all but didn’t. We, the audience, knew that he was more or less in possession of Baby Yoda, but Gus didn’t know that. No doubt the guy on the other end of the commlink erred on the side of caution and didn’t want to interrupt Gus with any news because we all know what happened to the last guy that interrupted him. So he needs to keep the trio alive until he had the package in his hands.

    The trio argues as to what to do. And while doing so, The Mando tells Combat Carl that he’s not from Mandalore and that he knows that Gus Fring is indeed Moff Gideon whom Cara thought was tried and executed for War Crimes. We then see the full flashback sequence of The Mando when he was a kid that’s been teased throughout the season in bits and pieces. Turns out, Mando’s hatred for all things droid is due to some PTSD from seeing his parents and his fellow townsfolk being straight up murdered by droids. Yeah, I’d probably hate droids too after all that. Kid Mando was stuffed in a cellar by his parent just before they get killed and when a Super Battle Droid opens the cellar doors, a Mandalorian comes to the rescue. He pulls Kid Mando out and then scene of the genocide is replaced by an army of Mandalorian warriors taking out all the SBD’s we saw previously. Rescue Mando is given the go-ahead to take the kid away who is probably one of the few survivors of that bloodbath.

    We’re back in the shot-up Bounty Hunter Bar and The Mando explains that the only record of his real name was back in Mandalore where Gus Fring was stationed during The Purge, that’s how The Mando knows he’s Gideon. But enough of the history lesson, they need to get out. The Mando tries to raise Kuiil again on the commlink but gets a response from Baby Yoda and IG-11 as they speed their way into town. Ever the distrustful one towards droids, The Mando asks rather accusingly what he’s done to Kuiil. IG-11 simply say he is merely fulfilling his duty. The next minute is just pure badassery as IG-11 just rips through town on the speeder bike taking out troopers left and right. He approaches the platoon by the Bounty Hunter Bar, jumps off the bike, and causes enough chaos to give the trio inside the bar an opening to escape. The Mando and Combat Carl join IG-11 outside and try to take out the platoon. Either Stormtroopers are a bunch of noodle-armed pansies or THe Mando has superhuman strength because what took 6 Stormtroopers to carry the gun he was able to just lift up off the tripod by himself to lay waste to the courtyard. But whatever, adrenaline letting a grandma lift a car yada yada. The Mando is doing pretty good with the handheld E-web but doesn’t see Gus Fring walk up behind him though. Gus fires on the generator taking The Mando out.

    When The Mando and Combat Carl rushed out of the bar, Cara stayed behind. She provided cover fire from inside. But amidst the chaos, some Death troopers blow down the doors and make their way inside. She takes them out pretty easily. After that, she rushes out to drag The Mando back inside with IG-11 and Combat Carl covering her. The bar doors have magically healed themselves because they close after they all get back inside.

    Once inside, IG-11 gets to work on cutting open sewer grate. A Flametrooper walks up and throws some fire inside the giant hole in the side of the building. Things may have been bad before, but now things are on fire so that automatically makes things like, at least three times worse. The Flametrooper walks over to the door to finish the job. IG-11 is so fixated on the grate, he has no idea what’s going on, Cara is comforting The Mando who decides life’s not worth living anymore and wants everyone to leave him behind. Combat Carl seems to have forgotten how to use the blasters that are in his hands. So it’s up to Baby Yoda to save everyone’s asses. Flametrooper let’s loose with the fire gun and Baby Yoda uses the force to keep the flames at bay, and then with a flick of the baby wrist, the Flametrooper explodes and is ejected back outside. Baby Yoda collapses from fatigue in the cutest way possible, IG-11 finally gets the grate open, entrusts Cara to take of the kid, and then tends to The Mando’s injuries. Mando says, “No one alive has seen my face” and IG-11 replies, “I ain’t alive, son!” and then just rips the helmet off. Okay, it wasn’t that dramatic, but we do see Din Djarin without his helmet. IG-11 sprays bacta fluid on his head to ease his concussion and then drags him into the sewer to meet up with Cara and Combat Carl.

    Next up? You guessed it. They make their way to the Mandalorian Covert except, they aren’t there. There’s just a pile of helmets signaling their owners’ demise. The Mando thinks Combat Carl had something to do with it since, you know, The Mando pretty much stole the bounty and Carl and his rag tag army of bounty hunters tried to stop him in “The Sin“. Lady Armorer pops up says that this was the natural result of the events. Once the Covert outed themselves to aid The Mando, their days were numbered. The Imperials came and it’s implied they killed most if not all of the Mandalorians. Lady Armorer says “some” may have escaped without much conviction so their already small numbers have become even smaller. Lady Armorer stayed behind ’cause someone’s gotta save all that Beskar steel. She asks a bunch of questions about Baby Yoda. She might be the only non-Imperial character to have ever heard of the force and Jedi but no matter. She gives The Mando his next epic quest: he must reunite Baby Yoda with its own kind and protect it as if he is its father. Like The Mando was before, Baby Yoda is a foundling and by the Creed of the Mandalore, he is now obligated by duty to do this because This is the Way. I think this is one of those “full circle” things I keep hearing about. Anyways, after Lady Armorer learns of exactly what happened with the Mudhorn and Baby Yoda, she tells The Mando that he has in fact earned his signet that he rejected back in The Sin and proceeds to weld it onto his shoulder plate.

    Now that the signet reveal party is over, the crew is alerted to some unfriendlies entering the sewer. Lady Armorer instructs IG-11 to run interference and then levels up The Mando’s armor by giving him his jetpack. Oh yes, a nice shiny jetpack to match the rest of his armor (except that one leg plate that’s still not shiny steel and ends up going missing by the end of the episode). After some blaster fire from the seweres, IG-11 comes back and says “you are protected”. Lady Armorer instructs everyone to follow the underground river out to the lave flats to escape. The Mando wants her to come with them but she’s all “Nah, fam. I’m good” cause she still has a lot more Mandalorian armor to melt down. The Mando replenishes his munitions and he’s good to go.

    So the merry band of Baby Yoda escorts make their way to the river, leaving Lady Armorer behind. A scout group of Stormtroopers comes upon her kneeling in front of the forge. One of the Imps rudely taps her on the helmet demanding to know where the escort group is. Big mistake, buddy. You never touch a Mandalore woman’s helmet, NEVER. With a forging hammer in one hand and pincers in the other, she teaches all five of them a lesson in how to treat a lady properly. No doubt we’ll be seeing more of her future seasons.

    The Merry Band finds the underground lava river, gets on the single lava-proof raft and make their way down stream. The R2 raft pilot droid wakes up and stands up. Honestly, the last thing I’d ever expect was to see an R2 droid with arms and legs. It’s pretty jarring and borderline horrific if I’m being honest. Luckily, we don’t have to experience this monstrosity for very long. Once they approach the mouth of the tunnel, The Mando does a scan and sees a bunch of troopers flanking the exit. Cara shoots the Frankendroid in an effort to stop the raft but because of the natural flow of the lava, the raft ain’t stopping. Conundrum!

    With the raft basically on auto pilot, multiple troopers surrounding the mouth of the cave, their situation, once again, looks bleak. It’s not like they can get out of the raft, because, you know, lava. IG-11 already analyzed the entire situation and is taking the situation in his cold robotic hands: IG-11 is going to default to his manufacturer’s Plan B order of self-destructing when faced with imminent capture. It’s true that Kuiil reprogrammed him with a new Prime Directive, to protect Baby Yoda, but if The Mando promises to take care of it IG-11 is then free to act on his own will. And he wants to save everyone. The Mando, who moments ago was about to shoot IG-11’s head off for wanting to take off his helmet, is saddened by this but denies it. IG-11 sees right through his tough guy exterior and can tell. I guess Mando had a change of heart after that bacta spray. The Mando makes that promise and IG-11 then gets off the boat and walks towards the tunnel entrance. Everyone’s sad: The Mando’s sad, Combat Carl sad, Cara Dune, Baby Yoda, even the music is sad. IG-11 makes it the entrance and blows up, clearing the way for Escort Party to float out of the tunnel.

    Probably the happiest I’ve ever seen Giancarlo Esposito.

    But wait, there’s more! Moff Gideon is in his TIE Fighter bearing down on them. He somehow misses them on a strafing run and circles around some mountains. Escort Party’s pea shooters are no match and there’s really only one thing left for them to do: fight fire with fire, meaning, The Mando is gonna have to use his newly-acquired jetpack and face him in the air. On the TIE’s second pass, The Mando blasts off and when he’s over the ship, uses his wrist grappling hook to tether himself to the TIE and zips himself to the hatch. Gus Fring tries to shake The Mando off but he’s not having any of it. The Mando manages to attach an explosive device to one of the TIE’s wing arms. The Mando lets go and falls back town to firm ground and thankfully did NOT do that typical superhero landing pose. I would have eyerolled so hard if that happened. The TIE’s wing blows off and crashes into the planet.

    Escort Party rejoices by making a plan. Cara’s gonna stay on Nevarro and clean up whatever’s left of the Imperials. Combat Carl is going to restart the Bounty Hunter Guild. The Mando? Well it’s pretty clear what he has to do. He picks up Baby Yoda and activates Rising Phoenix and jetpacks off towards the Razor Crest. He builds a cairn for Kuiil and gets back to the Crest. He notices that Baby Yoda is playing with the signet charm that he gave Kuill in the previous episode. He lets Baby Yoda chew on it a little longer. They then fly off into the sunet.

    They fly by Gus Fring’s wrecked TIE. Some jawas are salvaging what they could from the wreckage when there’s a hot spot forming on the hull. Gus is cutting his way out with a darksaber. Yeah, he survived. Kind of expected. We need a big bad guy to keep The Mando on his toes now that The Client is gone.

    So that’s that. Season 1 is the in can and with The Mando and Baby Yoda off to find anyone related to it, or until it grows up and not be so helpless, or, I don’t know, maybe another Jedi. Cara’s gonna stay on Nevarro and do what she does best and kick some Imperial tail. Combat Carl is going to rebuild the guild. Gus Fring is still alive and wielding the Darksaber.

    Random Thoughts

    That darksaber is kind of a huge deal if you know its significance. I had no idea but that’s what the internet is for. Thanks to this article on Polygon, now I know. The basic gist is that the Darksaber was an artifact from the Mandalore people. He who possessed it ruled the people. It was in Pre Vizsla’s possession (The Clone Wars) when Darth Maul challenged him and won, eventually throwing the Mandalore into a civil war. Maul eventually dies at the hands of Grievous and Darth Sidious, but neither of them cared for it and just left at the spot where Maul fell. Along comes Sabine Wren (Rebels) who finds it and is trained by Ezra Bridger and Kanan Jarrus to wield it properly. Sabine eventually hands the Darksaber to Bo-Katan Kryze. After that we have no idea what happened to it between then and when Moff Gideon cut his way out of the TIE cockpit. Since The Mando pointed out that the only way Moff Gideon knew his real name was because of the records on Mandalore, it’s not much of a stretch to think that Moff GIdeon took ownership of any fancy toys he may find while combing through the records.

    Season 1 ended nice and cleanly. The story was buttoned up, anything lingering will be explored in the next season, which is the way it should be. What I can’t stand is when you expect a story to end with the season finale only for it to not end and have this major cliffhanger not resolve anything. The Walking Dead was notorious for this. All it does is build up hype and expectation for the following season’s premiere episode to stratospheric levels that ultimately disappoints. How stupid would it have been if say the episode ended right here:

    Yeah that would have sucked.

    In previous episodes it would feel like there were long stretches where nothing was really happening, and then episode 8 comes along and hits the pedal to the metal. This episode was full of great moments, and felt just packed with them. But there were three standout scenes I wanted to mention again: the Scout troopers at the beginning, IG-11 tearing the platoon a new one, and Lady Armorer kicking major ass.

    I’ve been trying to not read any news or developments on Season 2. Despite posting this, I’m as blank-slate as I can be. I knew nothing about The Mandalorian going in to season 1, and I was surprised by how good it was. I think that’s mostly true for any type of TV show or movie really. The less you know, the better chance you have of enjoying it. Mostly. Except for The Rise of Skywalker. Even with no expectations, that was still the worst Star Wars movie of all time.

    Season 2 starts in less than 24 hours. I’ll be back with recaps and will strive to be more diligent in completing them on time.

  • The Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer Is Out

    The Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer Is Out

    Yeah, I can’t wait. The new season starts on Friday, October 30 on Disney+.

  • Review: 75267 Mandalorian Battle Pack

    Review: 75267 Mandalorian Battle Pack

    I can’t remember the last time we reviewed a Battle Pack around here. We may never have. They’re mostly simple little builds where the main attraction is the minifigs you get in them rather any of the dinky little models you get. 75267 Mandalorian Battle Pack is no exception to that pattern but what makes it interesting is its somewhat loose tie-in to the best Star Wars story since Rogue One: The Mandalorian.

    The most striking thing that I noticed was just how brightly colored these guys are. I mean, they are fresh-off-the-factory-floor bright. LEGO did try and dirty up their armor a bit but their bright palettes are easily spottable in the darkest night. But that’s okay, these are kids toys after all, but they get 0 points for show accuracy. The rainbow Mandalorians you get in this set aren’t really based on the ones you see in the show. I don’t know, maybe they are. The Mandos I do remember from the show, the ones that left a lasting impression, are not in this set. Where’s Jet Pack Mando? Heavy Infantry Mando? Armorer Mando? We don’t get any of those but we do get NFL Team Fan Mandos. Introducing:

    Detroit Lions Mandalorian

    Seattle Seahawks Mandalorian

    Cleveland Browns Mandalorian

    Miami Dolphins Mandalorian

    All the heads are blank black heads. The detailing is spot on without approaching the “too much” territory. A set of visors and range finders are also included. The instructions only show two range finders attached to Dolphins and Seahawks Mandos, but it’s nice they included the accessory bag to customize to your liking.

    In addition to football themed Mando cosplayers, we get a speeder bike of some kind and a… checks LEGO.com… defense fort.

    The speeder bike is a nice little build. it lacks any sort of clip or hollow stud so a Mandalorian’s gonna have to steer with one hand and shoot with the other.

    It gives the sports mascots something to vroom around in. It comes outfitted with two stud shooters.

    I think it’s awesome that it has room for four.

    The defense fort is a complete waste of bricks though. I guess to really immerse yourself in the heat of battle, you’re supposed to put a Mando behind an embankment and then take the stud shooter out of his hand and place it in the hollow stud. Is it supposed to convert to a mounted weapon?

    ‘Cause that’s now this works. But whatever, I really doubt anyone getting this set is going to come back to it after building it. It’ll get tossed right into the parts bin and forgotten forever.

    I guess you can also attach the Mando’s blaster to the clip in the back of the ‘fort’…

    This defense fort is made up of 18 elements, and to be honest, I’d rather have gotten fifth Mando instead of this thing. There’s nothing differentiating the Mandos from one another other than paint and cape color. The parts are exactly the same, they all have the exact same weapon, and the cut of the capes are exactly the same. A fifth Mando could not have costed much more than those 18 defense fort parts, could it?

    … like so. What is that supposed to do exactly?

    Maybe it does. Or maybe LEGO didn’t want to start a trend of putting 5 minifigis in a battle pack instead of the usual 4. Had they not included this stupid little fort, the piece count would have dropped down to 84 pieces and LEGO might have felt like it would have been a hard sell. So stupid little fort got thrown in. 75267 Mandalorian Battle Pack would have been a successful product without it, though. Like I said, it’s tied to The Mandalorian, the one redeeming thing about being a Star Wars fan. And us Star Wars fans will buy just about anything good.

    Final score? 4 out of 5 stars. The brightly-colored rainbow squad is a bit Power Ranger-y but it’s just fine for what it is. 75267 Mandalorian Battle Pack is worth getting if you’re a fan of Mandalorians, any of the four football teams they’re obviously fans of, or a fan of the show.

    Regular price is $14.99. As of publication time, Amazon has a slight discount on this set, $13.47, a modest 10% discount but it’s enough to cover tax. If you click through and buy, FBTB will get a small commission.

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    Yep. A sandwich sized one is all you need.

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  • LEGO Accepting Pre-orders for 75292 The Razor Crest Set With Adorable Baby Yoda

    LEGO Accepting Pre-orders for 75292 The Razor Crest Set With Adorable Baby Yoda

    Update: The Razor Crest set is a timed exclusive with Amazon. You can pre-order from there for the same price, with the same ship date, same free shipping, but no VIP Points if that matters to you.

    The LEGO Group officially unveiled 75292 The Razor Crest by way of opening up pre-orders on their Shop@Home site with the product shipping on September 1, 2020. The set will cost $129.99 and comes with 1,023 pieces, minifigs of The Mando, Baby Yoda, a Scout Trooper, Combat Carl aka Greef Karga, and IG-11.

    They absolutley just NAILED Baby Yoda. Hopefully the production version will look just as great.

    Including a Scout Trooper makes absolutely zero sense and was probably just an afterthought. Kuiil’s exclusion can only mean there’s a Kuill Homestead set coming out with a blurrg or two.

    These are the only two photos that are on the site right now. From what is shown, the set looks like a pretty great. The price point is high but hopefully that translates to a nice solid build, spacious interior, and working ramps.

    Place your order today for delivery on or around September 1st of this year. Do it now in time for the holidays!

    Also, that Mandalorian BrickHeadz two-pack we posted the other day? You can pre-order 75317 The Mandalorian & the Child too with a shipping date of August 1st, 2020. Cost is $19.99.

    Official Product Information for 75292 The Razor Crest

    Relive bounty hunter The Mandalorian and the Child’s battles against Scout Trooper and other enemies with The Razor Crest (75292) LEGO® Star Wars™ building toy for kids. This brick-built armored transport shuttle features a cargo hold with opening sides that double as access ramps and carbonite bounty elements inside, a dual LEGO minifigure cockpit, spring-loaded shooters, escape pod and more authentic details to inspire creative play.

    Role-play adventures
    A challenging build for ages 10 and up, this 1,023-piece starship construction kit includes 5 collectible LEGO Star Wars characters, including new-for-August-2020 The Mandalorian and the Child LEGO minifigures. It’s great for role play and combines with other LEGO Star Wars sets for even more action.

    Great gift ideas
    Since 1999, the LEGO Group has been recreating iconic starships, vehicles, locations and characters from the legendary Star Wars universe. LEGO Star Wars building toys are hugely popular with awesome gift ideas for all ages.

    • Kids can role-play as heroic warrior The Mandalorian and play out action-packed Star Wars: The Mandalorian scenes with this detailed, LEGO® brick model of The Razor Crest (75292) starship.
    • This fun buildable toy includes 4 LEGO® minifigures: The Mandalorian, Greef Karga, Scout Trooper and the Child, plus an IG-11 LEGO® figure, all with cool weapons to role-play exciting battles.
    • The Razor Crest has a dual LEGO® minifigure cockpit, 2 spring-loaded shooters, cargo hold with opening sides/access ramps and carbonite bounty elements inside, sleeping area and detachable escape pod for creative play.
    • This 1,023-piece construction playset offers a challenging build and combines brilliantly with other LEGO® Star Wars™ sets. It makes a super holiday gift or birthday present for boys and girls aged 10+.
    • The Razor Crest dreadnought measures over 5.5” (14cm) high, 15” (38cm) long and 11” (28cm) wide. It makes an eye-catching Star Wars: The Mandalorian display piece when it is not being used to transport vital cargo!
    • This LEGO® Star Wars™ collectible building toy is made purely with LEGO building bricks and powered by children’s imaginations – no batteries required – so the fun, creative, playtime adventures never run out of energy!
    • Is your youngster new to LEGO® sets? Don’t worry. This buildable playset comes with step-by-step, illustrated instructions so they can piece together the Mandalorian dreadnought building toy with Jedi-like confidence!
    • LEGO® Star Wars™ building toys are the best for kids (and adult fans) to recreate scenes from the Star Wars saga, dream up their own original stories or simply display the awesome construction models.
    • No need to use the Force to connect or pull apart LEGO® bricks! They meet the highest industry standards to ensure a perfect, easy connection every time and consistently robust builds.
    • LEGO® bricks and pieces are dropped, crushed, twisted, heated and rigorously analyzed so you can be sure that this Star Wars: The Mandalorian building set meets the highest safety standards.

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  • The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda BrickHeadz Incoming

    The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda BrickHeadz Incoming

    Update: You can pre-order 75317 The Mandalorian & the Child with a shipping date of August 1st, 2020. Cost is $19.99.

    This was found on an Amazon Canada listing, but that page has since been taken down. We’ll probably get details on release and pricing by the time Toy Fair comes around this weekend. I’m gonna guess it’ll be $20. You could argue $14.99 because Baby Yoda is a half-pint, but that pram makes up for it.

  • The Mandalorian S1:E7 Chapter 7 “The Reckoning” Episode Recap

    The Mandalorian S1:E7 Chapter 7 “The Reckoning” Episode Recap

    Oh wow. Just wow!

    I’ve heard complaints from some people all season long about “filler episodes”. And to some extent I agreed. Chapters 2 and 4, “The Child” and “Sanctuary” respectively, were particular standouts in the “filler” category as they seemed like side stories used to fill out a season and didn’t propel the narrative all that much. That is until this episode, Chapter 7 “The Reckoning”, came out and tied all of that together by pulling in these characters we met only once and bringing them all back together as a team. In Chapter 1, we were introduced to Kuiil, the Ugnaught who has served a life of servitude and is living free, and IG-11, the assassin droid that The Mando teamed up with and eventually headshotted to defeat the Nikto in order to get to the target. In Chapter 4, we met up with Cara Dune, an ex-shocktrooper who helped The Mando save a village from a local gang. This matters because The Mando is going to need their help.

    As usual, consider this your spoiler warning. Recap continues below the poster.

    ‘Cause, see, at the beginning of the episode, we find The Mando in space listening to a new transmission from Combat Carl. Apparently the events of “The Sin” has had lasting repercussions. The Client is pretty pissed and called in more ex-Imperial troops. Nevarro is now overrun with them impeding on Guild livelihood and Combat Carl just wants things to go back to normal. So he makes a deal with The Mando: show up with the quarry, use it as bait to get near The Client, and then The Mando has to kill The Client. Do that and his name will be cleared with the Guild and he and Baby Yoda can leave and live in peace.

    Well already it sounds suspicious and not very well thought out because if the town is overrun by Imperials, and they kill The Client, how are they supposed to get out of town? Makes no sense but whatever. Also, it smells like a trap and despite having a bucket on his head, The Mando smells it too. And this is where he goes back to see his previous acquaintances.

    First stop is the Seven Samurai planet to find Cara Dune. The Mando can’t go in alone and he needs a back-up. They know each other and have a bit of history. We find her in a bar fight where she and her opponent are tethered together with a rope. First person to tap out and deactivate the laser rope loses and the winner apparently gets a lot of credits. I know; it looks as stupid as it sounds. The Mando is trying to convince her to come with him without much luck. She’s a marked woman; she gets on any ship and they ID her, it’s off to a jail cell. She has no interest in settling a dispute with a local warlord. But The Mando has a ship that can safely ferry her back and forth, and he says the two magic words that changes her mind: “He’s Imperial.” And with that, she’s in.

    Off to space they go again. They’re in the cargo area checking out their available arsenal. While they’re chatting about the mission deets, we see Baby peek out at them upside down from the cockpit hatch. Super cute stuff. He disappears and then suddenly the ship starts bucking like a bronco. They rush up to the cockpit and we finally see Baby Yoda acting like a baby and just wreaking havoc on the controls pulling levers and pushing buttons. Can’t keep kids around stuff like that unsupervised. The Mando undoes whatever Baby Yoda did and they come to the conclusion that if this plan is to work, they need a babysitter. Cue Kuiil.

    They travel to his planet and after describing their situation to him, they are interruped by his droid servant who is none other than assassin droid IG-11 carrying in a tray of tea. The Mando and Cara both jump to their feet drawing their weapons. After the massacre at the Nikto camp, Kuiil went in and surveyed the area coming across IG-11’s body. He took the parts back to his home and rebuilt him rewiring him in the process. It was like IG-11 was a brand new droid, or one that came out of a long term coma. He had to relearn everything, from walking to grasping to avoiding harming others. The Mando ain’t buying it though. He firmly believes once an assassin droid always an assassin droid. He was programmed to kill The Child, in his nature, and it can’t be just be rewired out of him. The Mando asks Kuiil if he can hire him as a baby sitter. He said he is no longer available for service but he can hire IG-11 for nursing and protocol. Kuill will help The Mando but not for pay but to protect The Child from the old ways of the Empire. You get the sense that Kuiil has seen some **** back in the day. He says IG-11 and the blurrgs will join him. The Mando isn’t really okay with that but Kuiil has spoken and that’s the end of that conversation.

    We’re back in space again on our way to Nevarro. The cargo hold probably smells like farm with the livestock in there. The Mando and Cara are engaged in some arm wrestling. Baby sees this, does not like what it sees, and proceeds to force choke Cara. No one knows what’s going on until The Mando glances at Baby Yoda and sees its hand stretched out and eyes closed, like he saw at mudhorn valley. He picks up Baby Yoda and yells, “NO! No, no! Stop! We’re friends, we’re friends. Cara is my friend.” Cara regains the ability to breathe and thinks The Child is dangerous. She’s not exactly wrong. Kuill, the oldest and wisest of the bunch, understands more now what The Mando went through with the mudhorn. They still don’t know what Baby Yoda is or what it can do, but Kuiil, having been around the block a couple of times, has heard stories of force powers. Cara is pissed though, rightly so cause she almost died from an invisible force controlled by Baby Yoda. And she’s not taking anything that Kuiil is saying without a fight because it’s the only thing she can fight. So she’s all like bringing up his past when he “worked” for the Empire and he’s all like “I was a slave and paid my way out of the system” and then IG-11, who can protect, stands up and is all giving Cara the stink eye and then The Mando breaks up the tension by asking Kuiil for some of his handiwork that helped pay his way out of slavery. They need a better crib and Kuiil is more than happy to take on the job to prove his point.

    Next scene is the Razor Crest landing in a lava field on Nevarro where Combat Carl and a trio of loyal guild members await their landing. Kuiil, Cara, and The Mando disboard riding a trio of blurrgs. Combat Carl sees the tattoo on Cara’s arm, signifying her status as a Rebel Dropper, and suggests that she stays with the ship. The Mando says, “nuh-uh” and Combat Carl says, “Fine.” They begin traveling across the field until day turns to night and they make camp. Over dinner by campfire, they go over the plan again: they enter the house, sit at the table with The Client, and then The Mando kills him. As soon as the head dies, the rest of the ex-Empire troops will scatter. Doesn’t seem likely and it sounds way too easy, amirite? Combat Carl claims that The Client only travels with four guards and assures them that nothing can go wrong. Of course if more ex-Imperial troops are in the city, it’s gotta be way more than four right?

    As soon as he says “nothing can go wrong” a flying creature swoops down on them and takes some of their food. Everyone springs into action and begin firing at the flying menaces. Combat Carl gets scratched at the arm. One of his bounty hunters gets taken away. A blurrg is taken away. A creatures attempts at another blurrg but gets shot down. The Mando is attacked but he uses his flamethrower to ward it off and then the flying creatures leave as quickly as they came.

    Combat Carl is injured and the poison is spreading. Cara patches him as best she can with the single medpac they have between them. Baby Yoda sees what’s going on, wanders over, and puts its hand up. Dropper Cara’s like get this psycho baby away when wise old Kuiil says hold up. Baby Yoda puts its hand right on the wound and uses the force to heal Combat Carl’s arm to the amazement of everybody on both sides of the screen. Exhausted, Baby Yoda collapses by sitting on his rear, the way toddlers do when they can’t stand up anymore and just fall on their butts. Everybody just stares at the arm in stunned silence and presumably goes to bed without talking about it because the next scene it’s the morning time and they’re back to walking towards town.

    Combat Carl is whispering to his guards motioning at his arm. The Mando and Cara sense that something’s up. Once they get to a randomly designated stopping point, Combat Carl quite noticeably strolls to the edge with his hands on his blasters, turns around and says, “I guess this is it.” Then he quickdraws and blasts the two bounty hunters. At this point, I’m yelling “I knew it!” at the TV. It seems that this was a trap all along, that they were going to kill them right there but Carl’s had a change of heart. I’m gonna guess it’s because the power of the force compelled him. The Client is obsessed with obtaining the asset, and Combat Carl finally realizes why. The Mando and The Dropper are skeptical for good reason, but Carl convinces them they should still go through with the plan because The Mando’s situation isn’t going to change if they don’t and being constantly on the run just sucks. They both have a vested interest in getting rid of The Client, and thus the saying “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” plays out and the two of them decide to team up.

    Now the plan changes slightly: Kuiil is going to take Baby Yoda back to the Razor Crest and initiate ground security protocols; Combat Carl is going to escort The Dropper as the one who captured The Mando in to meet The Client, all while towing the empty pram with the canopy closed. Kuiil hands The Mando a commlink and reminds Cara to cover her tats before they part ways. They enter town and right at the front are a pair of Imperial speeder bikes and Scout Troopers. They walk further and further into town and Cara is getting alarmed at the number of troopers she’s seeing. There’s way more than four but Combat Carl assures her that there are only four troopers guarding the client.

    They enter what used to be the Bounty Hunters’ Guild building and indeed there are only four troopers inside. The Client makes a comment at how badass The Mando’s armor looks. The Client invites Combat Carl to have a drink to celebrate the capture. The Client dredges up the past with The Mando, asking rhetorically why Mandalore resisted The Empire. This guy’s pretty bitter because he goes on to say how things could have been compared to how things are now. Next, he asks to see the baby and wants the pram opened. Carl says it’s sleeping but The Client says they’ll all be quiet. Right then, a stormtrooper walks over and says there’s a radio transmission for him. He gets up to take the call, The Mando slips out of his binders, and Combat Carl hands him a blaster. The call is from Moff Gideon who asks The Client if they’ve brought The Child. The Client says yes and that it is currently sleeping. Moff Gideon tells him to check again and waves his hand.

    And with that, the room explodes in laser fire with the first blast going through The Client’s chest. Yeah, he ded. All of the stormtroopers in the room fall to the continuous salvo while Combat Carl, The Mando, and The Dropper take cover. When the laser fire subsides, we see a group of Death Troopers just outside and a transport pulling up with even more troopers. Cara, who seems stuck on the number 4, questions again, “4 stormtroopers?”. The Mando gets on the commlink and hails Kuiil ordering him to just take the kid and take off. The scout troopers at the front gate overhear the transmission, get on their speeder bikes and takes off after them.

    A TIE Fighter comes into view and, in a mind-blowing sequence, lands on the ground behind the stormtroopers by folding its wings in half and deploying landing gear. Cut back to Kuiil where the blurrg he’s riding is moving as fast as it with the speeder bikes covering a lot of ground FAST. Cut back to the TIE fighter and the hatch opens up giving us a glimpse of Moff Gideon. He approaches the window looking like a pre-cursor to Darth Vader clad all in shiny black with a chest plate. He demands the quarry. The Mando tries to raise Kuill on the commlink again. Cut back to the speeder bikes with Kuill and the blurrg in view. Kuill is approaching the Razor Crest, the ramp lowers. It cuts back to The Mando trying to get Kuill on the line and Moff Gideon declaring how much the The Child means to him. It cuts back to Baby Yoda laying on the ground; a scout trooper swoops in and scoops it up without missing a beat. The commlink is on the ground, Kuill is on the ground presumably dead along with the blurrg he was riding. and we see the two scout troopers speeding back to town. Roll credits.

    Random Thoughts

    This being the second-to-last episode of the season, one expects there to be a cliffhanger. And what a cliffhanger it was! My only hope now is that the final episode cleans it all up WITHOUT leaving us with another cliffhanger to agonize over until S2 starts.

    I don’t know what it is about the scout troopers, but seeing them at the front archway at the edge of town invoked that same sense of awe in me as I had when I first saw them in Return. And when they started riding across the lava fields and the one that scooped up Baby Yoda was all pretty thrilling.

    Jealous Baby Yoda is jealous. It kinda seemed like he was acting out when The Mando was giving attention to Cara when she first boarded the ship and it mashed all those buttons and wailed on the flight stick. Also, the force choke when they were arm wrestling seemed premeditated and not out of protection to The Mando.

    My prediction for the finale: IG-11 goes into protection mode and lays waste to the ex-Imperials with the help of the Razor Crest; he rescues our three trapped characters; and Moff Gideon escapes. Baby Yoda ends up back with the The Mandalorian. I’m probably 100% wrong on that. I just want to see IG-11 back in killing mode.