So another year, and mostly the same format: Ace handling Star Wars, Eric looking at Harry Potter, and in a shocking turn of events, Nick not having to deal with a Marvel calendar dedicated to causing physical pain – he’ll be handling City this year because while his kids may be into Minecraft he decidedly is not (and also that thing was impossible to find in his area). As always, there will be some extra special bonuses, a lot of cheeky writing, tons of typos and things we miss that someone will demand we go and hire an editor to fix.
We will not do that.
Ace (Star Wars) – 3 Hit / 10 Misses
Eric (Harry Potter) – 7 Hits / 5 Misses / 1 Harry Potter
Nick (City) – 11 Hits / 2 Misses
Nick (Star Wars) – 1 Hits / 12 Misses
Ace (Star Wars)
Iron Man’s gantry? Heck if I know. Still terrible no matter it is. Probably depends on another day’s build to give it some context. I don’t think it goes with whatever yesterday‘s was supposed to be but maybe it does. Things are at a point where nothing makes sense and we the customers are desperately trying to make connections.
By itself, it highlights how terrible these builds have been. Just throwaway garbage.
Eric (Harry Potter)
It’s a spider! I like what they’re going for here, but it doesn’t hit quite as well as it could. Especially because it only has six legs when I’m pretty sure a spider has more than that. Still, it’s cute, so I can’t hate it too much.
Nick (City and Stuff)
We get another microbuild, but honestly, this is probably the weakest of the bunch. I get that it’s a space ship of some sort, but the proportions and look of it just feel a bit off. Going to give City another miss here, though they have so few.
If you look at the box art, you’ll see this goes on the turd from yesterday and can hold a droid or something. Doesn’t make it not suck though.
Like… is this milk from cats, is it milk for cats, or is it just branded for it? There are a lot of disturbing implications here…
