So another year, and mostly the same format: Ace handling Star Wars, Eric looking at Harry Potter, and in a shocking turn of events, Nick not having to deal with a Marvel calendar dedicated to causing physical pain – he’ll be handling City this year because while his kids may be into Minecraft he decidedly is not (and also that thing was impossible to find in his area). As always, there will be some extra special bonuses, a lot of cheeky writing, tons of typos and things we miss that someone will demand we go and hire an editor to fix.
We will not do that.
Ace (Star Wars) – 3 Hit / 5 Misses
Eric (Harry Potter) – 5 Hits / 2 Misses / 1 Harry Potter
Nick (City) – 7 Hits / 1 Miss
Nick (Star Wars) – 1 Hit / 7 Misses
Ace – Star Wars
Let me show you:
A white battle droid torso, a black astromech leg, and a battle droid lower torso. Dude, the astromech leg couldn’t at least be dark red to match Day 7’s R7-A7? This is just a parts dump day.
Eric – Harry Potter
Ah here we go. You’re seeing that right: that is two pieces. Two galleons, one of the currencies of the Harry Potter universe.
But Eric, surely those are exclusive pieces, you’re asking. Nope! I laughed out loud when I opened the flap, because this is a truly baffling build. What could I even use these for?
Nick – City
We get another themed kid miniature, and what’s not to love about this thing? This is what all calendar entries should be. Big ole hit.
And then we get Star Wars, featuring leftover shit. I don’t even have a joke for this. Just bad.
Look at this thing. LOOK AT IT. You know, I probably should have put something down for scale on these things, but this is like… an inch wide, max. And those chopsticks didn’t come stuck on to it, they go in the little slot at the back of the bento box. Bento Bunny is the new favorite. And not just because I love me some sushi and bento.







