Fun fact, the most expensive model I own is in this picture - a Fellblade from ForgeWorld.The rest are all itty-bitty plastic firstborn, classic box Dreadnoughts, Tycho the Lost (who almost certainly is going to get sent to Legends in the new Edition), and Droppod.

I was going to come up with a more concise title, but that didn’t feel on brand for me or for a post talking about Warhammer 40,000, so I went with one that feels pretty on brand for a game that gives us titles like “Necromunda: The Aranthian Succession – The Vaults of Temenos” or “Liber Mechanicum: Forces of the Omnissiah Army Book.” Okay, one of those is a Horus Heresy book, but they were the longest books when I turned around to look at my book shelf. There are longer, but I’m lazy.

This post is not about books.

It’s about what we wargamers / miniature collectors / hobbyists colloqually call “the pile of shame.” Some try to call it a pile of opportunity, or pile of opportunity, but they’re kidding themselves, we all know. All of us buy more models and miniatures than we will ever be able to play with or field or paint even if we managed to gain immortality or the kind of money that means you never have to worry about working again. Of course, seemingly, the problem with that money, if the current world is any indication and we haven’t managed to get the guillotines out yet, is that getting that much money only seems to make you want to get more money, burn the world, and screw over as many other people as possible. See… well, all of the billionaires.

I’ll never use all of these characters at once – in fact, I can’t. If I ever build a full Chapter, I will need 10 captains, so… I’m almost there. I’ve also got all of the “classic” Blood Angels characters in their itty-bitty Finecast forms, which is code for “terrible and too small.” There’s also the infamous Bladeguard Ancient – quite possibly the most common unpainted Space Marine in everyone’s collection. He’s sucked for all of 9th edition, and was in the launch box.

Anyway, tangent aside, I’ve got a stupid amount of unfinished models and a stupid amount of games that I won’t ever play. I’ve already got a habit of jumping into a game, never playing it, and getting rid of the game when I finally give up. I’ve written here about Fallout Wasteland Warfare, which I’ve since sold off completely. I’ve also picked up, and sold off, multiple Warhammer 40k armies, Warhammer Age of Sigmar armies, and whole tabletop games (Conquest, Star Wars Armada, Blood Bowl).

Decision making in this realm may not be my strong suit.

There has been a pretty consistent line throughout all of it, though, and that’s my Blood Angels army that kicked off me getting back into Warhammer when the pandemic started and I was stuck inside, and has been around as the Pandemic continued but we have pretended it ended and I just stayed inside. My vampire boys weren’t my first 40k army… that was actually Eldar back in the early editions, but they were the Space Marine faction I’d started way back when and never got around to painting well.

I love tanks, and was recently vindicated in this from a lore perspective. The book “First Founding” by Black Library specifically called out that the Blood Angels have always had a larger armor pool than most chapters, despite their reputation for close combat. Here, we have three Sicaran Tanks – all resin bricks from ForgeWorld that have since started to come out in plastic, the classic Blood Angels Baal Predator I’ve never gotten around to painting, and a Repulsor – one of the newest Space Marine Primaris tanks.

There are a lot of reasons I went for them… I like the look, the lore, the backstory. And for some really strange reason, if you know what my background and beliefs are, I really like the motif of Angels and stuff like that. So the Angels of Death – the name given to two chapters of Space Marines, the Blood Angels and Dark Angels, have always been my jam. The Vampire Boys (which it talked about in our Advent Calendar run through last year) in particular lean into this extra hard, given that their Primarch was a literal Angel, their elite guard wears winged jetpacks, and they strap jetpacks on to everything to descend from the sky.

Warhammer 40,000 is not a game of subtlety.

My Blood Angels army was started as a Crusade force for a league at my local store, and has just grown along the way. I’m by no means a great painter… my shirt “world’s okayest miniature painter” is quite truthful. I paint to get miniatures on the tabletop and looking pretty good, and that’s about it. I’m always looking to improve and get better, but won’t be winning awards, or trying to win awards, anytime soon.

Back to that pile of shame, though… one of the things about playing the game, and a weird thing about Warhammer and Games Workshop games in particular, is how much of their customer base only buys models for the hobby aspect, and not the game aspect. Or how many only want the game aspect and don’t care about the hobby. To be across both like I am is fairly rare, and as I get older I need to acknowledge that I’m probably more hobby than gaming just because I don’t have time, even if I buy like I play 40 hours a day, every day.

Another “every Space Marine Player has some of these selection” – this is dominated by the remnants of my Indomitus boxes, which I’ve had since summer of 2020 and never finished. Outriders and Assault Intercessors were both a big part of that box. I’ve actually painted A LOT of Assault Intercessors, these I’m just repainting because they looked awful, so I stripped them and rebased coated. Five regular Intercessors, which round out the big squads, heavy Intercessors, and the Death Company which have been just primed black forever, make up the rest.

This means I have a collection of models that I could field to play a bunch of different armies if I wanted, including three different space marine chapters: Blood Angels, Dark Angels, and Ultramarines. The Dark Angels are a relatively new addition, because I wanted to build a full Angels of Death force that fit with the “Arks of Omen” lore established at the end of 9th edition… basically the stories currently going on in game. The Ultramarines are there because they’re the default guys and you just get some, but also because I wanted to paint something blue, have a subscription to a monthly service called Imperium Magazine that’s sending me stuff, and it’s just something to have. The three armies play differently, and I like painting space marines, and this also lets me have loaner armies… in theory, if I finished painting them all.

Right now, about 2/3rds of my 40k Blood Angels* are fully painted, based (the stands are decorated and painted), and battle ready. Recently, Games Workshop announced the next edition of the game coming out, 10th edition, and with it, a whole slew of new models and releases. Yeah, I’m a sucker, and I’m going to buy those models. Currently, the rumor is that they’ll go up for preorder in a month, on June 10th, and get released on June 24th. Which leaves about a month and a half before the next edition, and all of the new fancy Space Marines, come out.

*This qualifier is important, because I have some Horus Heresy (30k) Blood Angels that aren’t fully painted, and I don’t feel as rushed to finish them since I can’t field them in games of 40k. 

I have a bunch of Blood Angels and I’m going to buy more. I don’t care. In theory, a Codex Compliant – a chapter that’s built according to the rules laid down after the heresy, has no more than 1,000 ish marines, divided up into 10 companies of 100 marines each. I’m well, well short of a full thousand. But if I paint everything, I’m likely getting pretty close to at least two and a half chapters. Blood Angels are a mostly compliant chapter. Most chapters are somewhat loose in how they organize their first company of veterans, because the life of a Space Marine is violent and unlikely to last to veteran status. That means they don’t count them in the full number a lot if there happen to be a lot around.

This represents the stuff that I have that’s closest to done… most of it just needs finishing touches, washes, basing, or things like that. Assault Marines, Infiltrators, Incursors, Rievers, and some Desolation Marines all are very close to done. A big Brutalis Dreadnought in the back just wants to give (pointy) hugs, while his two Dreadnought friends are just base coated but honestly don’t need much. The Warsuit behind everyone I’ve had for ages but never felt the need to field, because it’s just objectively worse than the Dreadnoughts that cost the same. Fun little fact about this picture, the oldest Warhammer 40k Space Marine model I own is in here… the Attack Bike is the tiny metal version from the late 90s.

My marines are painted up as part of the 1st (Veterans), 3rd, and 4th companies – or they will be expanding in those directions. Someday, I’m going to get a full chapter assembled and painted, it will be glorious and stupid and pointless, but that’s not what this is all about. This is about trying to get through that other 1/3rd that’s unpainted, partially painted, or just not done yet.

So this is about trying to get through the miniatures that I put in the pictures throughout this post that are unfinished, and probably posting some status updates over the next few weeks to see if I can actually do it. You know, before I dump another pile on top of my already substantial pile of shame.

Because I’m not counting my Dark Angels, Ultramarines, Necrons, Eldar, Orks, Stormcast Eternals, Gloomspite Gitz, Kharadon Overlords (which aren’t even assembled), Lumineth Realmlords, the Van Saar and Escher gangs for Necromunda, the Grand Army of the Republic, my Imperial army lead by Darth Vader, those plucky Rebels, the upcoming Shatterpoint release, all of the Marvel Crisis Protocol stuff, several kill teams, tons of terrain, a Tau Empire force, or the aforementioned Horus Heresy Blood Angels.

Maybe “pile” isn’t an accurate term for my shame.

Here’s the full accounting of what’s left to paint in my Blood Angels army, and what’s all left to go with it. 137 models total, with an average of 40% finished. A lot of them are really close. I’m not going to count getting transfers on them as done, as I tend to do that well after the fact, but I am going to count getting them based. As unfinished bases are gross looking. For some shorthand here… 10% means it’s primed (everything is primed at least), 20% means I’ve put down a quick single basecoat color (probably red), 50% to 60% means I’ve probably done most basecoat and need to clean up and layer it, while 80% is in the tidy up and basing phase.

Model Count % Done
Captain (Necron Base) 1 80%
Captain (Phobos) 1 60%
Captain (Terminator) 1 40%
Lieutenant (Ork Base) 1 70%
Lieutenant (Storm Shield) 1 70%
Lieutenant (Power Fist) 1 50%
Librarian 1 80%
Chaplain 1 40%
Chaplain (Jump Pack) 1 40%
Sanguinary Priest 1 40%
Lemartes 1 40%
Astorath 1 60%
Tycho 1 60%
Heavy Intercessor 5 20%
Assault Intercessor 16 50%
Intercessors 5 20%
Reiver 5 80%
Infiltrator 5 80%
Incursors 5 80%
Desolation Squad 5 70%
Bladeguard Ancient 1 20%
Outriders 6 30%
Librarian 1 80%
Firestrike Turret 1 20%
Invader ATV 1 50%
Invictor Warsuit 1 20%
Death Company 15 30%
Repulsor 1 20%
Assault Marines 10 90%
Tactical Squad 16 10%
Devistators 10 10%
Scouts 5 10%
Attack Bike 1 60%
Felblade 1 80%
Sicaran Battle Tank 1 90%
Sicaran Venator 1 90%
Sicaran Arcus 1 90%
Baal Predator 1 10%
Drop Pod 1 20%
Leviathan Dreadnought 1 20%
Contemptor Dreadnought 1 20%
Death Company Dreadnought 1 10%
Furioso Dreadnought 1 10%

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