Okay, so I figure that most people (like myself) are seriously considering just disconnecting the internet entirely for the next three days… so we’re going to head this one off right now. All discussion on The Force Awakens should be constrained to this particular thread. If you haven’t seen it and/or don’t want it spoiled… do not go into this thread. Do not open it. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 dollars.
Seriously, run away. Now!
Once we’ve seen it, and get our official review up, we’ll move them there. For now, let’s keep it here. If you feel like spoiling anything in the movie for the rest of us… know that the staff will likely be vindictive about how we deal with it.