For some reason, I thought today’s polybag, 30270 Kraang Laser Turret, was called “Kraang Target Practice” and I was all ready to make a “can’t hit the broadside of a barn” joke considering how bad their aim is in the show. But no, it had to “Kraang Laser Turret” instead.

Fine. But I will argue that the Laser Turret is only half the story being told here. Based on the front of the bag, there’s also a Kraang and some Ninja Turtle muppets for the Laser Turret to knock down.

The only thing missing from this Kraang minifigure is a walkie-talkie element that should double as a remote control. Because that’s what that is right? A remote controlled Laser Turret?

If not, it’s almost as if the Turret is a pet, and the Kraang saying, “Good boy! Knock down the ones that call themselves the turtles!” I can hear it in the signature Kraang voice and it just cracks me up.

Does It Suck or Does It Rock?

This set rocks! Seeing the Turtles in muppet form is neat. But really the Kraang minifigure is the real draw here, along with an automoton defense device. It’s got all the markings of an army builder polybag and if you are a fan of the 2012 series of Nick’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, this set is a must have.


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You Can Win This And Every Other Polybag I Review This Year

I’ll be raffling every polybag I review this year in one big lot, all 260 sets (with the possibility of more). Each set will be individually stored in a ziploc baggie complete with the extra pieces, instructions, and the actual polybag bag it came in. The cost of a raffle ticket is just $1 USD and you can enter as many times as you want. Send a PayPal payment to for $1 USD for every ticket you want to purchase. DO NOT send one payment for multiple entries i.e. do not send one $5 USD payment for five tickets; five $1 USD payments must be made instead. Raffle is open to everyone in the world except where raffles are illegal. Be sure to put “POLYBAG RAFFLE” in the notes section of the payment in order to be entered successfully. Winner will be drawn sometime early January 2023 and contacted at the PayPal email address the payment was sent from to arrange for delivery. For a running list of all the sets that you can win, check this Google spreadsheet.

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