Day 16 – Geonosian Weapon Depot
(Singing) On cycle sixteen of Life Day my first mate gave to me, two racks and counting,
a creepy crawling brawler,
one big brown disappointment,
a disco crazy clanker,
a snazzy little space crane,
a Volkswalker Beetle,
a cranky Xerox copy,
another grey triangle,
a case of Déjà vu,
three teeny blasters,
an angry Steward of Endor,
a pair of ruby slippers,
a bounty hunter’s hot rod,
a break-dancing pilot,
an impractical escape ship
and a dancing droid beneath the Life Tree. (/Singing)
This one looks like a really well armed droid. Since any object in the SW universe can be made a sentient roboslave by slapping wheels, legs or a hover unit on it and making it talk, hiss, beep or fzzt, let’s call it a droid and move along.
To be continued…
