(Singing) On cycle fourteen of Life Day my first mate gave to me, one big brown disappointment,
a disco crazy clanker,
a snazzy little space crane,
a Volkswalker Beetle,
a cranky Xerox copy,
another grey triangle,
a case of Déjà vu,
three teeny blasters,
an angry Steward of Endor,
a pair of ruby slippers,
a bounty hunter’s hot rod,
a break-dancing pilot,
an impractical escape ship
and a dancing droid beneath the Life Tree. (/Singing)
Even the full sized LEGO sets couldn’t capture the shaping of this dart properly and the mini feels like they gave up before they started. It’s so pointy and so streamlined it’s just impossible to pull it off with a couple of brown plates, looking all studly and decidedly unsmooth. Too tall, too bulky, too bumpy, too bad. Given the inherent limitations, it mostly gets the point across. That’s the best I can do on this one.
To be continued…
