Hah! I can totally preempt that challenge!Flight Chief
: Commander... a word!Purple Squadron Leader
: *Sigh* what is it chief? I've got a... briefing... to get toFlight Chief
: A briefing named Carla? Purple Squadron Leader
: What do you want chief?Flight Chief
: I want Velasria's head and neck on a plate.Purple Squadron Leader
: Can't help you there, I'm already three pilots short. I'm sure he'll be dead within another mission or two, the way he flies. How about I send you some of the remains then?Flight Chief
: Did you see what he did with my b-Wing? Purple Squadron Leader
: You mean fly it into a battle with such prowess and majesty that the enemy didn't even bother to show up?Flight Chief
: He sold it to a Ilthorian merchant for three cases of Alderaan wine. Purple Squadron Leader
: Sounds like a great investment... not like they're making any more, what with Alderaan having been turned to kitty litter and all. Flight Chief
: We don't have any ships to spare! I'm not so much as giving your squadron a stick of gum until you-Purple Squadron Leader
: We already replaced the ship, Garret said that he has an X-Wing to back it upFlight Chief
: What? How is that possible, all of the X-Wings ever produced and stolen by the rebellion are accounted for. Purple Squadron Leader
: Well, I didn't say it was one of the
X-Wings, it's an
X-Wing. Kind of the same way that Boba Fett is the worlds deadliest Bounty Hunter, even though he's never so much as killed a Womp Rat.
Obligatory Letter-shape shot (Well, there's a letter shape in there somewhere)
And of course, the pilot in the cockpit!
A few more images can be found on my Flickr Page
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