O SNAP, it's Nick's Birthday!

[Big C]

Happy Birthday to dWhisper! And congratulations on joining the over-30 crowd! I still have about three and a half years before I join you old fogies.

[Jake]

Happy birthday Nick, is it time to break out the walking stick yet? I kid, of course... have a great day!

[Joedward]

Um, are we going to do this for every single member? Or just important ones (staff/ vets)?

Happy Birthday Nick, may it be filled with evilocity

[Andi]

'Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Nick
Happy Birthday to you!

Have a great one!

[Swoosh Factor]

Enjoy your last few years climbing the hill of life before the slippery slope to oblivion.

[Jettbacca]

Happy Birthday Nick

[Big C]

Um, are we going to do this for every single member? Or just important ones (staff/ vets)?

Everybody but you, Ed.

<3

[Heady]

Happy birthday Nick! And many more! Even though you have been somewhat hard-nosed throughout your/my years at FBTB, I can't imagine an FBTB without you! Keep up the good work!

[Lord T]

Have a great Birthday dWhisper! May you receive presents of Star Wars and LEGO.

[Daz Hoo]

Happy Birthday to the bad-behind mod of FBTB!

Hope you get lots of love today!

[Wonko]

I said I'd be mean to a n00b for you today, but I can't find any. So I'll have to be mean to myself.

Unless anyone here wants to volounteer, that is...

[theJudeAbides]

A brief life history of Nick:

2/19/78 - Nick is born into this new world... and immediately slaps the doctor for not bringing in dignitaries to mark the occasion.

9/6/83 - On his first day of school, Nick throws the letters 'd' and 'W' at his teacher for not paying them the respect they deserve.

9/8/90 - Upon entering Junior High, Nick promptly gave wedgies to all the class bullies, reminding them that he's not to be trifled with.

9/8/90 (later that day) - By the end of gym class, all the other boys' egos had been shot to hell upon glimpsing Nicks naked body.

4/14/92 - Nick becomes class president as a freshman. No one bothers to run against him, since they knew it was futile. He was never removed from power.

5/30/96 - Nick graduates validictorian, salutarian, and meatitarian.

9/3/96 - Upon arriving at college, Nick immediately becomes BMoC (Big Man on Campus). All the frat-boys want to be him and all the sorority sisters want to be with him.

6/1/00 - Nick graduates college with a degree in everything. This was because no department dared not give him a diploma.

8/17/01 - Nick marries the hottest chick in Nebraska. Which admittedly has the prestige of marrying the girl with the most teeth in Arkansas.

What's happened since then? Well, I think we all know the first rule of fight-club.

Happy Birthday, Nick

[BigBenKenobi]

Love your life history...and Happy Birthday.

[brickmodder]

Wow! She's got 4 teeth!!! Congrats!

And yes, I'm from Arkansas...

[SkwerlJones]

Happy Birthday to ya', sir! Is it okay if I call you sir, because my mom says I always have to call an elder sir.



Please don't kill, execute, murder, torture, beat, maim, mutilate, or ban me. I mean, it was only a joke. No really, just put down the hammer and we can sit down and talk abou-

[copyright]

nice... you and I within 24 hours, sweet! Happy B-day nick!

[dWhisper]

You're off by a year there, Jude. Unless you're counting my magic powers of time travel...

[theJudeAbides]

Crap, I forgot to account for the fact that your superior intellect allowed you to enter school a year ahead of everyone else. My bad.

[Teekay]

Happy birthday Nick!

~Sam (Teekay)

[thepatient]

If you remember your birthday party Nick, you didn't have a good time. -Happy birthday