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Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

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Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby Staff » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:19 pm

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When I was a kid, which sadly, was probably before most of you were born, I had a few favorite toys. One, of course, was LEGO stuff. The sheer amount of houses, cars, and space ships I built was beyond belief. GI Joe, of course, being a child of the 80s. Transformers, and, yes, GoBots (my all time favorite was the shuttle GoBot, even more than my Bumblebee or Starscream Transformers... in fact, I still have that, while the transformers were long ago consumed by garbage bunnies).

But past all of those, there were my army men. I had buckets of them, tanks, planes, and the epic battles of history all fought in my sandbox, on the basement floor. Opposing sides were ground under with balls, marbles, nerf guns, the occasional swipe of the hand. I probably had thousands of the things, in tan and green (really the only colors that existed back then… don’t believe me, go ask someone older than 25).

So when I saw that LEGO was releasing Army Men as part of the Toy Story line, the first thought in my head was “I am going to buy the *bleep* out of that set.” Seeing two great childhood memories jammed together is like learning that Santa Claus is real, and he’s also a ninja that rides a dragon mounted with lasers instead of a sleigh.

A Few Sets

Anyway, this set is what originally got me excited in the Toy Story line, and it still stands out as one of the best values. It’s effectively a battle pack, I suppose, with four figures and a LEGO jeep. One of the helmets has a medic cross, and the set can best be described as “very green.” Green minifig implements, green parts (save the axles, tires, and a couple random plates. And yet, it works, because that’s what captures the awesomeness of being a set of LEGO Army men.

Really, this whole thing is about the minifigs, which are done quite well, save the printing on the face. I’m not sure if it’s just the nature of how it was printed, the contrast between black and green, or intentional since army men faces were never well defined, but the printing is extremely light on these. The printing doesn’t seem to be as light on the torso, so I’m leaning towards intentional.

Details wise, the army “shirt” is a good uniform print, and no doubt, there are already a gajillion builds swapping out the green faces for yellow or flesh and building WWII themed MOCs. Even I’ve wondered how many I’d need to make a Battle of the Bulge scene. Of course, for that, there’s the need to swap out green weapons for neutral colored ones, but Indy, Batman, and even the older sets have given us plenty to choose from for “war” type weapons.





The jeep itself is well done, if simple. I wish it had a “glass” windshield instead of green, simply because that was one of the few things on that sort of army men toy that was usually clear. It also could have used a nice star or similar sticker to set it off a bit more, but since the jeep was never even seen in the movie, I suppose that’s asking a bit much.



Sadly, the biggest problem with this set is that it's so LEGO, and loses some of the real charm of being army men. I still love it, but Army Men are about positions. There's no mortar, no handguns, and you can't get them into most of the positions. In the comparisons below (with the Toy Story replicas from the first movie... just imagine R. Lee Ermey reciting this whole review, maggot), the sizing is fairly close, but you can see the variety of poses. These are fairly typical designs, and the figures can't really make most of them. Plus, there's no parachute, sadly. And that would have just been awesome to have a LEGO parachute.







Ultimately, LEGO added a lot to a simple part of the Toy Story mythos, and gave us a sideways shot at getting military figures, something I know a lot of hobbyists have always wanted. It’s a simple set, but certainly has value. Like a lot of the Toy Story line, I’m not sure how much you can build with it outside of what it was designed to be, but that’s really never been the point of battle packs, now has it?

Value: 9/10
Build Quality: 7/10
Accuracy: 10/10
Swoosh Factor: 6/10
Play Features: 9/10
Minifigs: 10/10
Reviewer’s Tilt: 10/10
Final Score (Average): 8.7
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby buriedbybricks » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:02 am

I'm right there with you on your list of toys. I also loved that transforming space shuttle, unfortunately it was lost to my youth along with the memory of whatever the hell his name was...
One thing of note: I too had a room full of army men, however the German side was a dark grey. So were the tan men the same as the green ones? or did they come in diferent poses?
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby Daz Hoo » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:56 am

Great review, and I couldn't agree more. IMHO, that set is a must have if you're a serious LEGO collector.
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby hatcher » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:06 am

I love the set, but the little stands they stand on, don't stay on very well. At least mine don't.
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby dWhisper » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:23 am

They were always the same poses, at least in my experience. I had some red, some grey, but tan and brown were far and away the most common colors. Grey was far more common in planes, tanks, etc. especially for Japanese planes. Strangely, I never had any German planes.

The stands do well enough, but honestly the same as any other brick or plate. They're as good as what you're doing with them.
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby Mofo Jones » Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:00 am

I have one set of these so far, and I will likely get 2-3 more before they're gone. I suppose I should try to do that before the movie is released so I can actually find them. Still, like Nick, I think the fact that this is a LEGO interpretation of an actual toy is just...well....cool. I'm old enough that I had a few army men, but I was mostly into Star Wars. Transformers and Go-Bots were after my time.

I always assumed that the tan army men were for desert fighting.
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby GrayMattR » Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:22 pm

Great review. I'm a fellow child of the 80's. My plastic green army men went up against marbles and dart guns mostly. I always wondered what the point of the guy holding his M-16 up over his head but I remember him with a bayonet on the end so he must have been in some serious hand-to-hand combat.

I've got two of these sets and just love them. I've seen other people make LEGO bazookas so when I'm not feeling lazy I need to do that and make a mortar.
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby ikarus » Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:08 am

My feelings exactly! but you forgot about transformers ;)

I think I would've liked a 4-wide Jeep more, just cause Army Men vehicles usually were terrible out of scale.
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby GalvinBrown » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:36 pm

Interesting review.Maybe a confident face, a concerned face, or even a scared face for the mine detector guy, because he knows his job sucks
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby TheWarrior » Thu May 13, 2010 8:44 pm

I agree; fantastic set, but somewhat...limited in it uses. The near-military aspect of it, as well as my love of plastic soldiers (ah, boyhood memories!) is what made me desire it so. I LOVE the helmets...my only hope is that Lego will cast them in some realistic colors (black, dark bley, tan, camo green, etc.)

Great little set.
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Re: Review: 7595 Army Men on Patrol

Postby ThinkingImpaired » Fri May 14, 2010 10:42 pm

I got 4 of these sets....probably the only set I've bought at retail price in years. LOVE them.
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