onions wrote:Blondie-Wan wrote:What - it's over already?onions wrote:Challenge ends 5/10 at 10pm PDT.
"5/10 at 10pm PDT"... that's May 10th (today, as of this writing), at 10 in the evening, Pacific Daylight Time (so, the time in California, for example), right? Isn't that still more than 13 hours away, as of this writing (about 11:40 am, in the eastern part of Florida)?
Just wondering (I don't actually have any particularly funny jokes at my disposal, alas)...
D'oh! You are correct. I was going by the end date i had set on my spreadsheet and I had it wrong. To be fair, if another joke comes along that knocks my socks off gets entered before 10pm tonight, I shall declare a dual winner.
Teekay wrote:I still have time, yes?
I'm pretty sure no one has posted this, so here goes:
One man, who happens to be a Boston Red Sox fan, has a special routine when he's driving. Whenever he sees a Yankees fan on the sidewalk, he swerves over to scare the Yankees fan, nearly hitting him. One day, the Red Sox fan picks up a priest whose car is broken down. He is driving along the road normally, with the priest in the back seat. After he has been driving for a while, he sees a Yankees fan. Forgetting the priest in his car, he swerves to scare the man. He hears a thud, which he wonders about for a minute. But then, he realizes he has the priest in his car. He says, "Sorry father, I almost hit that Yankees fan!" Then the priest says, "That's okay. I got him with the door."
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