He was a peaceful man, living on a quiet farm in Texas... til one day, all h*** broke loose.
Chief: Collin, we need you.
Collin: I'm a man of peace... I'm done posting. I want to raise a family.
Chief: That's just it, Collin, they've got your family.
Steven Seagal is Collin in: Fubtubber. From the heart of America to the jungles of the internet, follow one man's quest for peace.
Collin: dWhisper, is that you?
dWhisper: Collin, I know you come. Just like old days, we kill everybody.
Chief: Collin, they've got your wife.
Collin: But I'm not married!!
Chief: You are now... to Fubtub!
He went in to save FBTB, but found his family and lost a friend.
dWhisper: Collin, don't leave me! You taught me Star Wars, Collin, and how to love.
Collin: Noooooo! He would have been a fine Fubtubber. I'll cry when I'm done killing.
Get yourself some LEGOs... strap yourself in... start making friends, the Fubtub way. Fubtubber: Internet Poster part II. Rated PG (may include silly nonsense).
Yeah, for some reason, when I read Kyle's post, this just popped into my head. For those of you who don't get the reference, please review this.