This smoker is now the ultimate power in the universe.

[Cali]

did you click through? my friend, if after reading the linked to page, you are still not drooling over the pork sausage bacon wrap, you must not be a fan of pork.

The problem I have, though, is that bacon is already a smoked product, so while it may be good baked or even lightly smoked on a grill, putting it in a smoker may be a bit too much. There is such a thing is an over smoked product.

--Tony

It is possible to get it non-smoked. Not sure how common it is in a market, but you can go to a butcher and order/get it. And that food of yours looks terribly tasty.

[Athos]

Don't be so proud of the technological terror you've constructed, the ability to smoke meats is inconsequential compared to the power of the deep-frier...

Steve

[SavaTheAggie]

Don't try to tempt us with your oily ways, Steve. Your sad devotion to that ancient cooking technique has not helped you conjure up low cholesterol levels, or given you clairvoyance enough to serve the greatest backyard food ever.

--Tony

[Draykov]

*hurk*

[Puddleglum]

Don't be so proud of the technological terror you've constructed, the ability to smoke meats is inconsequential compared to the power of the deep-frier...

Steve

Don't try to tempt us with your oily ways, Steve. Your sad devotion to that ancient cooking technique has not helped you conjure up low cholesterol levels, or given you clairvoyance enough to serve the greatest backyard food ever.

--Tony

This thread needs to be sticked forever, and enshrined in the Star Wars References Hall of Fame, assuming there is such a thing.

[onions]

i dunno it turned awfully nerdy awfully fast.

[Athos]

Don't try to tempt us with your oily ways, Steve. Your sad devotion to that ancient cooking technique has not helped you conjure up low cholesterol levels, or given you clairvoyance enough to serve the greatest backyard food ever.

Waits for Tony to choke on a piece of smoked meat...

Steve

[SkwerlJones]

Must resist urge to say witty, food-related pun using "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Forget it, I'll leave it to the professionals.

[theJudeAbides]

Fine, then I'll do it:

Steve, I find your lack of flavor disturbing...

[Puddleglum]

Fine, then I'll do it:

Steve, I find your lack of flavor disturbing...

You've got it the wrong way 'round - it should be "Tony, I find your lack of fat disturbing."

[theJudeAbides]

To be honest puddleglum, I find that sentence a little disturbing, but hey, whatever floats your boat, man.

[Logan]

I find the lack of smoked meat on my dinner table right now disturbing..

[Jettbacca]

So hungry....