madLEGOman's entry: "The Pod Must Be Crazy"
Piloted By: The Bushman
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madLEGOman, on Flickr
Risking Disqualification for not using his seatbelt the Bushman pilot of "The Pod Must Be Crazy" redies to race! I tried to tell him to buckle up, but he doesn't seem to understand me...
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madLEGOman, on Flickr
This Pod comes fully loaded. Powered by two enormous cans of the most popular brand of soda on the planet. These are shaken to frightening levels by the green energy binders, to produce an unparalleled capacity of thrust which will leave most his oppents behind to savour the sweet foam of defeat. The pilot pod is fashioned from the classic Coke Bottle, the most useful thing in the world. Not only does it offer sleek lines and aerodynamics required for any winning podracer, but also provides luxurious ergonomic seating and unrivaled safety features (also the hardest thing in the world).
The Pilot of "The Pod Must Be Crazy" is none other than the Bushman! His signature driving style of standing on the hood of the pod backwards, bent over, gripping the steering wheel, while watching where he's going through his legs, has proven successful in the past, but may run the risk of disqualifying him here though. I've tried on numerous occasions to get him to use his seatbelt, but he just keeps smiling and puting his hand on my chest. I don't think he gets it.