I was kind of hoping there would be more entries... but, without further ado...
Septemris, you would have been the big weiner had you not won the haiku challenge.
brickfett, you would have been the big wiener in Septemris's place had you been eligible. rule 1:
1) To be eligible, you must be a forum member registered before May 1, 2009 with at least 5 posts posted before May 1, 2009.
btw, brickfett, you may want to rethink your domain name before lego legal contacts you. and slapping your site's address on your pic is a blatant form of advertising. consider this a warning.
so between Jay and Iare, I think I'll have to go with Jay's rendition of ol' Fett. Sorry Iare, your Han was a tad on the creepy/scary side. congratulations jay! pm me your mailing address and your choice of fig